Okay this not a story! BUT hear me out you got to read this?! HOLY SHIT!!! I was so surprised when I found out all these things about Family Guy. This basically is going to tell you about the characters (if they are gay or bi).
Brian- youall think that Brian strait, right? THAT'S COMPLETELY WRONG!!! He's actual… gay… I'm DEAD F***ING SERIOUS?! I'll prove it to…ok in the episode where Peter finds the Indian skull… he grabs Peters junk and didn't let go when Peter said "yep... that's pretty much me you're grabbing"… "Oh" I think he was smiling to…huh…any way… in another episode were peter sang the coy- boy butt sex song (its butt people NOT GAY) they go into the Quahog lake when it was toxic and their hair falls off when Brian gets out Stewie says "what the hell is that" …Brian "What" ….Stewie "is that… a ziggy tattoo?"… Brian "what? No, no!" WHILE HE WAS COVERING HIS ASS! Stewie "You have a ziggy tattoo!"… Here is Brian's response "Sh, shut-up! I was young and stupid!"… (For all you people who don't What the hell a ziggy tattoo is…its basically… how do I put it in a way your small minds can under stand? Oh right! A ziggy tattoo is basically a tramp stamp that is over one ass cheek instead of over the ass crack. Get it?)(p.s. He was blushing.)The episode were Stewie and Brian go to the army… they actually MADE OUT Brian smiled to! I can't remember the name of this episode but Brian licked the back of Stewie's head! THAT'S SOLID F***ING PROFF PEOPLE!!! And last but not least… the episodes were Brian and Stewie go to the army… ah yes… THEY MAKE OUT IN THE EPISIDE!!! YES… THAT RIGHT!!! I can't explain no more… you can type back to explain more.
Stewie- …just gay but still kick ass…buy the way if you don't think Stewie is gay…HE SAYS IT IN AN EPISODE!!! I'm done.
