Humpfrus brutal savagary and homicidle payback to Lara Croft
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Based on a true story
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One day there was a man named Humpfru and he was a posh English butler. One day
he was walking down past the kitchen of his employers mansion and she pulled out 2
pistols and started shooting at Humpfru. Humpfru was extremely angry but unfortunately
his brain was being pumled by bullets. Lara, his employer then ran off trying to escape
the onslought of Humpfrus machine gun. Unfortunately for her, she wasnt expececting
Humpfru to be a raving and savage homicidle maniac. So as she ran down the path, her
back was being shreded by 10,000 bullets raming into her breast implants, which were the
only things stopping the bullets from carrying on to the maze, now converted to a driving
playground fopr Lara! Humpfru ofcourse loved the maze, as it was built by Lara's well
respected and trusted father. "If only her father could have seen her", thought humpfru
as he plowed 50 bullets into the back of Laras skull. The press had a field day! They
went to Chessington world of adventures for the day, but Lara's father was rolling in his
grave, as Humpfru's favourite past times were to roll graves around. Lara was dead on
the floor with blood pouring out from every bullet hole. Humpfru dragged the body into
the house, making sure to wipe the floor with...
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Humpfru then sat her on the chair and decided to stare at her breasts. They were
now bigger then ever as the bullets heat had made the silicone expand! whilst staring at
her limp and lifeless body Humpfru decided that he had an inspiration for baking another
of his famous christmas cakes. Instead of fruit he would use pieces of body parts or
pieces of the famous SAZ OOF! Suddenly, out of nowhere, neo jumps in the window and lands
on a kitchen knife and it goes straight through his stomach. His last words were "Ow I
landed on a knife" and then he died. Unfortuantely there was blood all over the knife and
Humpfru couldn't get it out with normal washing up liquids. He used...
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Humpfru had made the cake by this time and had decided to leave this house. AS he
went to get the door knob, thousands of knives pinned him to the wall. He heard footsteps
It was Lara, she was alive. "What the f**k..?" Humpfru said. She then turned into satin.
"Thought I was Lara didn't you?"
"Yes"
"Thought I was a woman didn't you?"
"Yes"
"Thought I was gonna kill you didn't you?"
"Ye... huh?"
"Well" the devil went on "I don't think I'll be able to get these awful blood stains out
of the carpet"
"Don't worry" Humpfru said "You can use by Vanish mouse!!!"
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ON THE MARKET, AND DON'T FORGET IT LEAVES YOUR HANDS SMELLING FINE!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GO BUY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you would like to see the movie script for this... Review the story and tell me if u
want the dialoged version.
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Based on a true story
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One day there was a man named Humpfru and he was a posh English butler. One day
he was walking down past the kitchen of his employers mansion and she pulled out 2
pistols and started shooting at Humpfru. Humpfru was extremely angry but unfortunately
his brain was being pumled by bullets. Lara, his employer then ran off trying to escape
the onslought of Humpfrus machine gun. Unfortunately for her, she wasnt expececting
Humpfru to be a raving and savage homicidle maniac. So as she ran down the path, her
back was being shreded by 10,000 bullets raming into her breast implants, which were the
only things stopping the bullets from carrying on to the maze, now converted to a driving
playground fopr Lara! Humpfru ofcourse loved the maze, as it was built by Lara's well
respected and trusted father. "If only her father could have seen her", thought humpfru
as he plowed 50 bullets into the back of Laras skull. The press had a field day! They
went to Chessington world of adventures for the day, but Lara's father was rolling in his
grave, as Humpfru's favourite past times were to roll graves around. Lara was dead on
the floor with blood pouring out from every bullet hole. Humpfru dragged the body into
the house, making sure to wipe the floor with...
FAIRY LIQUID! THE ONLY FULLY WORKING CLEANER UPPER PRODUCT
ON THE MARKET, AND DON'T FORGET IT LEAVES YOUR HANDS FAIRY SOFT!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GO BUY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Humpfru then sat her on the chair and decided to stare at her breasts. They were
now bigger then ever as the bullets heat had made the silicone expand! whilst staring at
her limp and lifeless body Humpfru decided that he had an inspiration for baking another
of his famous christmas cakes. Instead of fruit he would use pieces of body parts or
pieces of the famous SAZ OOF! Suddenly, out of nowhere, neo jumps in the window and lands
on a kitchen knife and it goes straight through his stomach. His last words were "Ow I
landed on a knife" and then he died. Unfortuantely there was blood all over the knife and
Humpfru couldn't get it out with normal washing up liquids. He used...
FAIRY LIQUID! THE ONLY FULLY WORKING CLEANER UPPER PRODUCT
ON THE MARKET, AND DON'T FORGET IT LEAVES YOUR HANDS FAIRY SOFT!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GO BUY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Humpfru had made the cake by this time and had decided to leave this house. AS he
went to get the door knob, thousands of knives pinned him to the wall. He heard footsteps
It was Lara, she was alive. "What the f**k..?" Humpfru said. She then turned into satin.
"Thought I was Lara didn't you?"
"Yes"
"Thought I was a woman didn't you?"
"Yes"
"Thought I was gonna kill you didn't you?"
"Ye... huh?"
"Well" the devil went on "I don't think I'll be able to get these awful blood stains out
of the carpet"
"Don't worry" Humpfru said "You can use by Vanish mouse!!!"
VANISH MOUSSE! THE ONLY FULLY WORKING CLEANER UPPER PRODUCT
ON THE MARKET, AND DON'T FORGET IT LEAVES YOUR HANDS SMELLING FINE!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GO BUY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you would like to see the movie script for this... Review the story and tell me if u
want the dialoged version.