Donna, Eric, Fez, Hyde, Jackie, and Kelso were at a garage sale. They'd found a large, round table and were now sitting at it, a cloud of smoke billowing among them. Aside from Fez, they were all sitting in adult-sized chairs. Fez had gotten saddled with a pink chair clearly meant for a toddler.

At the height of her high, Donna asserted confidently, "If I meet someone who named herself Loving Goddess, I'm going to punch her!"

Hyde grinned hungrily. "Yeah, get her, girl!" A low and sexy growl erupted from his throat.

Eric smirked brazenly. "Yeah, right. You'd never hit a girl."

Jackie stared hard at him. "She's hit you," she pointed out.

"I'm not a girl. I'm a boy." Eric stood up, undid his pants, and showed his friends.

While gaping, Jackie exclaimed, "Eww, Eric, I did not want to see that! I'm going to have nightmares, and I can't have nightmares tonight! Tomorrow's the day the Ms. Princess Unicorn stuffed animal comes to stores."

Zipping up his pants, Eric muttered, "Well, sor-ry, Jackie!"

Pointing at Eric as he draped his elbow on the table, Kelso mused, "Since you showed us yours, Donna has to show us hers."

Fez nodded officially. "I am supportive of an American rule that states a woman must be topless in my presence."

Eric was grinning impishly. "How about someone give you guys a knuckle sandwich instead?"

Fez didn't back down. "I'm not scared."

Kelso swirled his hand then slapped it on the table. "Yeah, your knuckle sandwiches wouldn't scare a spider." He shook his head. "Duh, Eric."

"Not from me," Eric rolled his eyes gleefully.

Donna's hand shot out, getting Kelso then Fez.

"Ow," Fez muttered.

As Kelso clutched his eye, he grinned heartily. "Now take your top off!"

Donna yelped, "Get bent!" stood up, shoved Kelso's face against the table, and strode away, fuming.

Kelso lifted his head and stared at her vanishing silhouette. "What I say?"

Hyde placed his hand on Kelso's shoulder. "Well, Kelso, if a girl hits you, it means drop the topless talk…pronto."

"Well, why didn't she just say so? Man, women are so moody. I need a beer."