Pokémon R & W

Chapter 1: It's Magically Delicious

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokémon or the country of Germany.

A kid with dark red hair wakes up and changes his clothes to his black jeans, black t-shirt, and black boots, and he puts on a long, red jacket. He, then, runs down stairs, and runs down the street. "Man, Berlin is really dead in the morning." He said. "Hey, wait for me!" he hears a girl yell. The girl is in a black dress, with pink triangles at the bottom, black and pink shoes, and wore a white beanie with a pink poké ball on it. The kid , then, says, "Victoria, your late." "I'm not late, you're early, Ace." Victoria scolded. "Don't scold me, sis." Ace replied. Together, they continued down the street. When they finally made it to a lab, they noticed a man behind them. The man was in a white trench coat, white pants, a small, white fedora, and a white scarf that said LL on it in black letters. The man took off his hat. "Hello, fuck nuggets." He said. He pulls off the scarf. "Gilligan, aw man." Ace complained.

The three walked in to the lab. "'Ello, numnuts." An old man said. "Quit being British!" Gilligan yelled. "Sorry, sorry, I couldn't resist." The old man said, no longer in a British accent. "Boo!" shouted a boy, who popped out from behind a machine. Ace jumped back at this. "Did I scare you?" the boy asked Ace. "Quit doing that. You know it scares little Acey." Victoria said, mocking her younger brother. "Damn it, Daniel! How many times do I have to tell you, STOP DOING THAT!" Ace yelled. "I'll knife ya." Daniel said, "'Cause I'm so awesome, uh!" "Quit rhyming, please." Gilligan pleaded. "I can rhyme any time." Daniel said.

"Choose your pokémon." The old man said. "They're not pokémon, they're magical creatures. But they're to magically delicious to resist." Gilligan said. Ace chose Oshawott. Victoria chose Tepig. Daniel chose Snivy. Gilligan chose Squirtle. "Hey Ace, lets battle." Gilligan said.

BATTLE: Ace (1) vs. Gilligan (1)

Ace: Oshey use Tackle!

Oshey the Oshawott strikes Gilligan's Squirtle.

Gilligan: Squirtbottle use Tackle!

Squirtbottle the Squirtle dashes at Oshey…

Ace: Dodge it Oshey!

Oshey jumps out of the way of Squirtbottle's attack.

Ace: Now use Tackle.

Oshey strikes Squirtbottle again, this time knocking him out. [Oshey leveled up]

Victoria (ref): Squirtbottle is unable to battle; the winners are Ace and Oshey!

BATTLE OVER