I'd only just managed to get used to Suzumiya and her idiocy. It took me a while to come to terms with her harassment of Asahina-san, the silent Nagato, and that idiot Koizumi with his goddamn creepy smile. I'd managed to get used to it in the end, but some things I'm still not necessarily happy with.
But this just takes the cake.
One day I innocently decided to walk into the club room. I knocked but there was no answer, so I assumed it was empty.
I wish I'd just turned and ran right that minute.
Suzumiya had Asahina-san in a headlock and was physically trying to force her to watch whatever was on the computer screen. Asahina, in her usual maid outfit, was sporting a bright red face and had her eyes shut tight.
"Look, Mikuru, this is the best part!" said Suzumiya, and Asahina-san made the mistake of temporarily opening her eyes.
"W-what are they doing?" she stuttered. She let out a terrified squeal, flushed even deeper and closed her eyes.
"Suzumiya, let her go!" I yelled, sprinting over.
"Kyon!" called Suzumiya. "Come see, it's really interesting!"
'I doubt it,' I thought, but I decided to peek at the computer screen regardless.
"OH MY GOD!" I yelled. No wonder Asahina-san had squealed; Suzumiya was bodily restraining her to force her into watching hardcore yaoi.
"Great, isn't it?" said Suzumiya. "Oh, look, they're at it again –"
Asahina squealed again, struggling for all she was worth.
Just listening to the noises the two on the computer screen were making was enough to make me feel ill.
"Suzumiya, let go of Asahina-san, she's obviously not enjoying this," I said calmly, though my face was burning.
"If I let go, will you watch it with me?" said Suzumiya.
"Of course not!" I exploded. "No one wants to watch your stupid yaoi!"
Nagato put down her book, rose out of her seat and strolled over to Suzumiya.
"You'll watch it, won't you, Yuki?" said Suzumiya. Nagato nodded. She probably didn't understand what was going on.
Suzumiya let go of Asahina-san, who dropped to the floor in a quivering mess. I pulled her to her feet and patted her back consolingly, making her whimper.
"I would have watched it," Koizumi commented as I dropped down next to him. "Joke, joke," he added when he saw the incredulous look I gave him.
"But do you know what this means?" I whispered. I made sure Suzumiya was too occupied with her pornography to overhear us.
"I think I do," said Koizumi gravely. "Let's just hope this is a phase and she'll get over it soon."
"I hope it is, or she'll make us all..." I trailed off.
Koizumi nodded, but he didn't seem too bothered by the possibility.
"Fancy a game of Old Maid?"
Anything to take my mind off of Suzumiya and her sick fetishes.