Keeping Up Appearances

Ch.1 The Workout

"Wake up Draco you sexy, sexy man". Draco reached over to turn off his alarm clock .It was

unlike any other alarm clock because it had every girl that he had slept with in the last six months

giving him compliments. So naturally there were about 365 girls on there but take into

consideration that it is a new clock so the number would be a little small.

He got out of bed in his green silk boxers and went to go exercise. Over the summer he had

played lots of Quidditch but he didn't get the body that he wanted. So, he bought brand new

exercise equipment and worked out every single day. Now he has 8 pack abs and guns that just

won't quit. But what really drove the girls wild were his pecs. He could make the move up and

down at any pace. Summer really did do his body good. He was just about to sit down when

Blaise called. He wasn't exactly happy with the timing but, Blaise was his best friend.

"Hey Blaise. What's up ?"

"I've got a girl problem"

"What's it about ?"

"Well we hit it off nice and she looks really good but she doesn't want to do it with me. What should I do ?"

"Well just get your needs satisfied elsewhere. Duh."

"I don't know why I didn't think of that."

"Well one, You aren't as smart as me and two, I'm just awesome like that."

"Whatever, I'll talk to you later okay ?"

"Alright bye."

Just as Draco was about to start his workout the phone rang again.

"Hello, may I speak to Draco Malfoy ?" said a feminine voice.

"Yes, the is Draco."

Little did Draco know he was in for a huge and unbelievable surprise.