A/N: This is a thing, and if you don't like things, well, maybe it's just not your thing. So get over it and look for some other thing that's more your thing. There will be more stuff to go along with this thing whenever I start working on it and stuff. It might get better eventually. Or not. I'm not really sure actually.
How Not to Come Out in a Hick Town
The Super-Amazing Chatroom Chapter
-redshirt has entered private room 69-
-heilme has entered private room 69-
heilme: Hey poorboy. I didn't know you had a computer.
redshirt: How did you know it was me?
heilme: Random guess.
-marshtomp has entered private room 69-
marshtomp: Nice name, Kenny.
redshirt: How did you know it was me?
heilme: Marshtomp? You named yourself after a freaking pokemon?
marshtomp: It's better than your sn you racist prejudiced elephant ass!
heilme: Oh fuck you. Just a second I'll be right back...
-heilme has logged off-
-marshtomp is now known as gaywad-
-heilme has entered private room 69-
gaywad: How the fuck did you do that fatboy???
heilme: Do what? I was in the bathroom. *smirk*
gaywad: Arggg fuck you fatass.
-greenhat has entered private room 69-
-heilme has logged off-
-greenhat is now known as jewboy-
-heilme has entered private room 69-
jewboy: Nice name, Kenny.
redshirt: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME???
jewboy: Who's gaywad?
gaywad: Stan. Cartman changed my name and I don't know how to change it back.
jewboy: Oh, I thought maybe you finally came out.
gaywad: Shut up!
jewboy: Wait- my sn was supposed to be greenhat!
-heilme is now known as fatass-
fatass: WHO DID THAT?
*jewboy laughs*
*gaywad laughs*
*redshirt dies laughing*
redshirt: That's karma for you fatboy.
fatass: Didn't you just die?
redshirt: It's a figure of speech.
fatass: But- oh whatever.
jewboy: So...
gaywad: This is boring.
fatass: Who's stupid idea was this chatroom anyway?
gaywad: It was your idea dumbass.
redshirt: So what was all that about gaywad being gay?
gaywad: Shut the fuck up redshirt! I'm not gay!
PM from jewboy to gaywad: Why don't you just tell them?
PM from gaywad to jewboy: Shut the fuck up man they'll make fun of me.
PM from redshirt to gaywad and jewboy: You guys know I can read all of your messages, right?
jewboy: What the fuck?
fatass: Delayed reaction, dude.
jewboy: How?
fatass: Don't worry, he's lying. He is really gay.
redshirt: I'm the mod, I set up the whole chat. I can read everything. (Muahaha)
fatass: What?
jewboy: Promise you won't tell!
fatass: Did I miss something?
-gaywad has logged off-
PM from redshirt to jewboy: Your secret is safe with me... Faggot. :)
jewboy: Wait, are you making fun of me in a friendly way or in a douchey way?
fatass: I'm not making fun of you you fucking jew!
-jewboy has logged off-
redshirt: Cartman you're such a dumbass.
-redshirt has logged off-
fatass: What the fuck???
-fatass has logged off-