Joe POV

I was doing some paperwork at my desk. It was morning and Bob had woke me up at three in the morning to take a dump. Things had been looking good for me; Stephanie and I had realized that the whole relationship thing was not going to work, so I wasn't in the least bit surprised when Steph had came into the station one day with a honking diamond ring on her finger and a dreamy look on her face. That was three months ago and now I was a new man.

I was just about to take a coffee break when a woman, 5' 8", blonde hair, bright green eyes, and legs that went for miles came into the office. Almost immediately everyone froze and looked at the new piece of ass that had graced us.

She strode into the station and went into the chiefs' office. Five minutes later she came back out with the chief.

The chief cleared his throat, "This is Detective Alice Walker, and she came from New York and will be shadowing this department and evaluating how we perform. Please be nice to her."

"It's nice to meet all of you and I hope we can all be friends." She stated with a smile.

Over the course of the last few weeks everyone in the station has gotten to know Alice and some of the big studs had tried to get her into bed. All of which have failed.

It was just past six when everyone was changing shifts and going home. Now was my chance to ask her out.

I ran towards her and placed my hand on her shoulder. Big Dog and Carl were right next to us.

"Alice I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me some to dinner tonight?"

She looked confused, "Like a date?"

"Uh, yeah"

She started to laugh. That was a huge blow to my ego. She saw the depressed look on my face and immediately sobered up.

"Joe, you're a great guy and all, but I'm a-"

"ALICE!!" She was cut off by another extremely attractive woman coming into the station. This woman was carrying a bouquet of red roses.

She gasped and ran toward the woman. She hugged her and said, "Sasha!"

Then they did the hottest thing I had ever seen. They frenched. I heard a lot of groans. I personally had a tent in my pants. I looked over at Big Dog and Carl and their pants were looking a little tight.

I cleared my throat.

Alice broke away from the kiss and looked at me with a blush on her face.

"Uh, sorry. This is why I laughed…I'm really a lipstick lesbian. And this is my lover Sasha."

"So you're the woman in the relationship?" Big Dog asked.

She nodded.

Hot.