2ollux ii2 2iick

by Secondream

Uuhh...so Sollux is sick obviously. And Karkat tries to help him out like a good leader. But will Karkat have more to deal with than originally believed? Rated for implied cursing I guess.

1. Chapter 1

Okay so this is my first real attempt at a fanfic sooo yeah…please enjoy! Also, I don't cuss so their filthy mouths have been censored courtesy of me. How do you even write this crap geez. Have fun reading my crap /OLLIES OUT/

2ollux ii2 2iick

((carcinoGenecist (CG) began trolling twiinArmageddons (TA) at 8:47 am))

CG: HEY
CG: CAPTOR
CG: CAPTORCAPTORCAPTORCAPTOR
CG: WAKE UP F-A-
TA: well aren't you iin a good mood twoday
CG: IS IT MY FAULT YOU CANT DRAG YOUR SORRY LISPY A- OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
CG: F- NO
TA: 2o what do you want my 2orry lii2py butt for anyway2
CG: CONVERSATION
CG: YOU ARE ABOUT THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO HASNT COMEPLETELY LOST THEIR S-
TA: ii gue22 you have a poiint there
CG: D- STRAIGHT
TA: 2o what kiind of conver2atiion diid you have iin miind oh great and fearle22 leader
CG: ...
TA: waiit, don't tell me you woke me up 2o you could 2top beiing a lonely 22 and fiinally be 2ociial
TA: and you don't even know what two talk about
CG: NO
CG: F- YOU
CG: I HAVE A SUBJECT
CG: I WAS JUST…TAKING A DRAMATIC PAUSE
TA: 2ure
CG: SO WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING IN SO LATE THOLLUCKTH?
TA: well ii feel a little groggy that2 all

TA: nothing two worry about
CG: SO YOU'RE SICK
TA: no ii ju2t don't feel well
CG: SO YOU'RE SICK
TA: ye2 kk ii'm 2iick
CG: THOUGHT SO
TA: happy now 22 hat?
CG: NOT REALLY
CG: I MEAN YOU'RE SICK
TA: ye2 we have e2tablii2hed that
CG: NO WHAT I MEAN IS
CG: YOU WON'T BE VERY GOOD CONVERSATION IF YOU'RE F-ING SICK
TA: try me
CG: OKAY
CG: SO HOW SICK ARE YOU?
TA: do we really have two talk about me?
TA: 2o let'2 talk about you for once
TA: have any red feeliing2 developed a2 of late?
CG: IF YOU ASK ME YOU PICK PRETTY SH-Y TOPICS
CG: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
TA: ju2t a que2tiion
TA: one that you 2eem two be reluctant two an2wer
TA: doe2 that mean my a22umptiion2 are correct
CG: F- YOU
CG: F-YOU AND YOUR SH-Y ASSUMPTIONS
TA: ju2t an2wer the f-iing que2tiion do-bag
CG: WELL
CG: MAYBE
CG: MAYBE NOT
CG: WHO CAN BE SURE?
TA: you can
CG: SHUT THE F- UP A- WIPE
CG: MY FEELINGS
CG: WETHER I ACTUALLY HAVE THEM OR NOT
CG: IS MY F-ING BUSINESS
TA: ii don't know
TA: ii bet iit could be miine two
TA: cant you 2hare
CG: NO
CG: F- YOU
TA: but ii'm 2iiiiiick
CG: AND YOU THINK THAT GETS YOU SOME KIND OF SPECIAL TREATMENT?
TA: exactly
CG: OKAY THEN
CG: HOW ABOUT I COME OVER THERE AND WATCH ONE OF MY MOVIES WITH YOU?
CG: HOW'S THAT FOR SPECIAL TREATMENT?
TA: plea2e no
TA: anythiing but romcom2
TA: have mercy on me kk
CG: FINE
CG: I WON'T BRING THE MOVIES BUT I'M STILL COMING OVER THERE
TA: why
TA: ii can take care of my2elf ju2t fiine
CG: NO YOU CANT
CG: THAT'S WHAT LEADERS ARE FOR

((carcinoGenecist (CG) has ceased pestering twiinArmageddons (TA) at 9:39 am))