Set pre-show. Spoiler for Good God, Y'all. Bobby really is this awesome.
Oh My Bobby
"Hey, um... I had a question."
"Oh! Whoa, you scared me for a second. What's up Man?"
"Sorry about that Bobby…"
"It's fine God. What can I do for you?"
"I'm having this issue- the demons are whining more than usual, the angels are bitching about how tired they are, and people won't stop praying…it's giving me a headache."
"Well. Clearly, the solution is simple."
"Oh I just knew you could help me Bobby!"
"Look, why don't you just take a small, like let's say five years, vacation and I'll watch the place for you."
"Gee, that'd be awesome!"
"But, uh before you go God, I was wondering do have some way I can reach incase of emergency?"
"Oh sure of course! I made this awesome necklace yesterday…"
"Oh, yeah that is pretty sweet."
"You can have it Bobby, it's the least I can do if you're watching the place for me. And see the little horns right here?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, the whole thing will heat up and the little horns will glow when I'm near."
"That's pretty clever."
"Thanks, well I did invent the universe."
"Ahem."
"…with your help."
"And don't you forget it."
"I won't I won't!... Alright, I'll see you later, Bobby."
"Yep. Any last advice?"
"Um, you probably want to wear a hat to, so people don't see the cosmological energy swirling around you and spazz."
"Okay, I think I have a hat I can put on. Talk to you later!"
"Bye, Bobby! Thanks!"
After God left, Bobby looked around his salvage yard. He began to make a mental list of things he intended to change in the universe.
Yep, big things were in store.