Clint and Natasha were feeling extra devious this morning, so when they passed the rooms of Steve, Tony, Bruce, and Thor, they shouted loud enough to wake the dead.
"TOOOONNNYYY!" Natasha screamed, "Thoorrryyy poo!" Clint yelled.
"Bruceyyy kinz!" Natasha squealed.
"Steevvveee!" Clint shouted happily.
Three of them stormed angrily out of their room, Tony followed shortly after, carrying a clock.
"Why. Am. I. Awake. At. 6. Frikin. AM?!" Tony threw the clock at Clint and he dodged it easily.
"We would like you, you, you, and you," Clint began, pointing to each of them.
"To come and workout with us in the training room!" Natasha piped, happy to be this loud this early.
"As tempting at that sounds..." Tony began.
MANY STRUGGLES, TUGS, PULLS, BEGS, AND SLAPS LATER...
"Okay, we're here, what do we do?" Bruce asked sleepily.
Clint fired arrow after arrow into the center of a target and then flipped backward and sunk a knife into a plastic dummy.
"Dummy! No!" Tony screamed, running over and removing the knife, "Speak to me buddy!"
The rest of the group stood there perplexed.
"Ya... Uh... What the heck are you doing?" Steve asked as nicely as possible.
Tony realized how stupid he looked, "Nothing!" Tony shouted, then continued to toss the dummy out the window.
"What'd you do that for!?" Bruce asked.
"Uh... I don't know." Tony answered.
"Okay... May we get this over with so that I may fall back into a deep rest?" Thor requested to Clint and Natasha.
"Yes, we may," Natasha said.
Clint unrolled the boxing mat and asked for a volunteer, "Whose first?!" He asked, readying his bow and arrows.
Now, this of course was not any regular boxing match, this was the avengers.
Tony put his hand in the air and called his suit to him.
It attached itself to him seconds later.
"You're on, Legolas," Tony said happily.
"GO!" Natasha yelled, waving a red flag connected to a rope on the ceiling.
Tony fired his repulsers toward Clint, but he dodged them and fired an electric arrow at Tony's face plate.
It shocked the suit and Tony had to rip it off.
While he was distracted with the arrow, Clint managed to hop onto his shoulders and appeared to be riding him.
"Get off!" Tony yelled.
Everyone except Tony began laughing hysterically.
Tony swatted Clint's legs and eventually knocked him off of his suit.
Clint rolled into the weights and appeared to have hit his head in the process, because for an unknown reason, he was motionless.
Natasha could barely hold back her giggles as Tony rushed over to him apologizing.
Just as Tony got into range, Clint jumped up and sunk five electric arrows into Tony's suit in different places.
"You piece of...-" Tony began, but was cut off by his malfunctioning suit.
"I win!" Clint yelled happily.
Who will take on Clint next? Find out in chapter 2! Follow, Favorite, and Review for chapter 2 even sooner! -MarvelLuver