A/N I do not own Harry Potter
Dear George and Fred Weasley,
Please stop pranking all the professors and the headmaster it was funny at first but now it is just annoying as ever. Here are some rules I have come up for the two of you young pranksters.
Do not blow up the potions room to tell professor Snape that you were bored and wanted to try and create pineapple people that steal their right shoes.
Stop screaming 'Where's the beef' every time we are in the great hall it is utterly annoying every night to eat dinner that half of the professors now eat with the giant squid.
Stop sending Dumbledore millions of lemon drops every month I am tired of getting offered lemon drops every time I am in his office.
Do not fly around on your broomsticks throughout the corridors screaming 'everybody run! Vampire in the dungeon!' when you are talking about professor Snape. He keeps on complaining about how he is not a vampire.
Do not unplant mandrakes in the middle of class because you wanted to watch everyone pass out for laughs.
Wearing garlic around your neck to potions is highly unnecessary, there is not vampires in Hogwarts and stop pretending that there are.
Telling everyone in the Gryffindor common room to call me Minnie and Professor Snape, Count Snape is unacceptable and is highly inappropriate.
Now here are some rules to tell everyone and are for everyone, including you:
Do not rename Halloween as kill Harry Potter day, just because everything bad happens to him that day there is no need for a kill Harry Potter day.
There is no hosting junior prankster classes in the Gryffindor common, or any common room in fact.
Stop having everyone act like Hermione is secretly dark and is the love child of Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange, it has disturbed my sleeping patterns lately.
Sincerely your professor,
McGonagall
A/N Please Review and let me know how I did. This was a drabble so it is now finished.