Ok, so I had this song stuck in my head all day and unfortunately this is how my crazy brain works. Twilight meets Lion King. The song is "Hakuna Matata", so if you don't know the song make sure to youtube it. I just love picturing Emmett as Timon, Edward as Pumba, and Bella as Simba. Let me know what ya think!
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Emmett: La Tua Cantante! What a wonderful smell
Edward: La Tua Cantane! Causing my life some hell
Emmett: We couldn't stop him, if you bleed when you fell
Edward: Darn my bite-free philosophy
Emmett: La Tua Cantane!
Bella: La Tua Cantante?
Emmett: Yeah. You're his singer!
Bella: What's a singer?
Emmett: Blood. Its how yours smells.
Edward: You know Bella, Those few words caused all my problems.
Emmett: That's right. Take Edward, for example.
Why, when he walked down the hall
Edward: When I walked down the hall
Emmett: Very nice
Edward: Thanks
Emmett: He found your aroma contained a certain appeal
He fought not to make you his very next meal
Edward: I'm a vegetarian vamp though I still fight the urge
And it hurt that my fam never got my courage
And oh, the same
Emmett: He was ashamed
Edward: So I ran away
Emmett: Oh, where did you go?
Edward: And I was so thirsty
Emmett: How did you feel?
Edward: Every time that you…
Emmett: Hey! Edward! Not in front of the human.
Edward: Oh. Sorry.
Emmett: La Tua Cantante! What a wonderful smell
Edward: La Tua Cantane! Causing my life some hell
Bella: You can change me, that would be really swell
Edward: Darn my bite-free philosophy
Emmett: La Tua Cantante!
Both: La Tua Cantante!
La Tua Cantante! La Tua Cantanta!
La Tua Cantante! La Tua Cantanta!
La Tua Cantante! La Tua Cantanta!
La Tua Cantante! La Tua…
Edward: The sent of freesias, is really starting to dwell
Darn my bite-free philosophy
La Tua Cantante!
Emmett: I say "La Tua"
Edward: I say "Cantante"