Inspired by many things.
Harry Potter and its characters are not mine nor do I have any right to them.
Hermione's Indignant
'The daring Noble pushed and shoved his way through the crowds, his imposing figure not caring who got in his way. Our girl rose a regal eyebrow at his display before her lips curve into a smile. Oh how she must love him-'
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Oh what poppy-cock!" Indignant, she threw the papper down with relish. "That is the most outrageous thing I've heard since Ronald's Potions report."
Her lover rose from their bed behind her and kissed her shoulder tenderly. "And what would that be?"
Hermione diligently picked up the page and began to read. " 'As it is, our very own Golden girl is relinquishing her crown for the dark side." Her lover chuckled knowingly.
"Never knowing she had a thing for the bad boys, we were shocked when Lucius Malfoy let the cat out of the bag at the Ministry Halloween Party. The daring Noble pushed and shoved his way through the crowds, his imposing figure not caring who got in his way. Our girl rose a regal eyebrow at his display before her lips curve into a smile. Oh how she must love him. Yep that's it girls! Lucius Malfoy is no longer available but not all is lost. Wipe your tears Girl because our spicy Potions Mater is still up for grabs. Lord knows every girl wants his wand in her cauldron.'"
Hermione's ears turned slightly red as her anger increased. Suddenly there was a second pair of cold hands that wound around her waist.
"I completely agree, total poppy-cock..."
Hermione knew, Severus knew, Lucius knew. That's all that mattered.
...Well, for the most part.
Short and sweet XD