Tealc Meets Napoleon Dynamite
"Hey, Tealc, go home, or better yet go to a movie."
Tealc turned around and came face-to-face with Dr. Daniell Jackson. Daniell Jackson was the archeologist for the team of Stargate Command, the secret society that protects the world from evil alien Jaffa. Jaffa are humman slaves that have kinda like a snake in their head, also called a symbiote.
"What is a good movie to go see, Daniell Jackson?"
"Hmmmmm, I don't know what movies are playing so you're going to have to find out once you get to the theater."
"Indeed. Well I guess i will see you tomorrow, Daniell Jackson"
"Bye."
Tealc called a cab to go to the Harkins theater place.
When he got to the movies he decided to go see the stupid movie Napolean Dynamite.
when he got out of the movie, he walked up to some dude and goes "Man, what a very stupid movie, don't you think?
"Who the HELL are you and why did you say the movie wasss stupid?"
"My name is Teal'c and the movie is stupid cus i said it was. if you got a problem with me saying that it was stupid than you've got a problem with me. Do you have a problem with me?
"Hell yes i do have a problem with you cuz that was me, Napolean Dynamite."
"Th- that was you? No it cant be. You're to Scrawny to be him."
"Does this sound like him then? God you're such an idiot. or how bout this: Tina get over here you fat lard and eat your dinner. does that
sound like him then?"
"Well, maybe. well, i best be off."
"Oh no you don't." He punched Teal'c right in the face.
Teal'c just stands there and pulls out his Staff weapon, points it at Napolean and shoots him.
the end…. Or is it?