Bella; * Staring at her Gran/mirror like an idiot*
Edward; Bella?
Bella; *Looking about like a lost puppy*
Edward; I'm right here Bella.
Bella; Oh, Gran you may have noticed that this fine specimine here glitters. He is my boyfriend and a Vampire/ Stripper
Edward; *Face Palm* We have discussed this!
Bella; ... OMG THIS IS A MIRROR!
Edward; Duhh? Old age is really affecting you isnt it?
Bella; *Wakes up* AHHHHHHHH
KD: Oh, IT has awoken.
Bella; NO ITS YOU!
KD: Yes, yes it is me I have returned from my vacation.
Charlie; *runs in screaming* HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *Throws Presents and runs*
KD: What in the name of Hitlers bra was that about?
~~~~ School ~~~~
Alice; HAPPY BRITHDAY!
Bella; SHHHHHHHH *Looking aroung like a paranoid freak*
Kd; What is it with you? I love presents!
Alice; Do you want your Present now or later at my house... In fact never mind your going to wear it at the party I'm having for you later.
KD: You completley ruin it. Your not ment to tell the person receiving the present what it is!
Bella; I REFUSE ... To go to the party
KD: Mary, Jesus And Joseph, Their rich! their hardley going to miss the money are they?
Edward; ... So ...I'm not allowed to say HAPPY BITHDAY? *several people turn*
Bella; LOOK AWAY! ... YOU CHIPMUNKS ... and I'm staying in the house-
KD: Like a weirdo
Bella; -on my birthday to watch Romeo And Julliet
Edward; I shall drag her over about 7 Alice.
Alice; Excellent! *Does Mr. Burns things with the hands then disappears with a cloud of smoke*
Bella; *Thinking of how she has never had any money and how unfair it is*
KD: Arent you ment to be a selfless, non-whiney teenager with a middle shed and no use for her nose?
Bella; Oh, Curses, I forgot.
~~~~ Later ~~~~
Bella; * Whiney voice* I wanna driveeee!
Edward; No.
Bella; But,it's my birthday!
KD: Make up your fucking mind!
Edward; Ok then ... Happy Birthday!
Bella; SHH *Looking around paranoid at the empty parking lot*
~~~~ Bella's House ~~~~
Edward; You know I was going to kill myself
KD: Great! He's obsessive and suicidal.
Bella; Why? How?
Edward; Because of that Justin Bieber crazed vampire, James. And the Volturi - They are like they Vampire Police - They would have killed me if I asked.
Bella; YOU MUST NEVER DO THHAT AGAIN!
Edward; Fiiiiiiiiine!
KD: RAWR!
~~~~ Party ~~~~
Carlisle; Sorry Bella. We couldnt stop Alice. She's like a dog with a bone.
Emmett; *serious voice* Bella.
bella; Emmett.
Emmett; Bella
Bella; Emme-
Alice; OPEN THE PRESENTS!
Bella; *Opens the present from Emmett, Rosalie and Jasper* Ohhh its empty! How lovely.
Thankyou!
Emmett; No no no it had something in it.
Bella; Awwww *Sad face*
Emmett; Its a stereo for your peeice of scrap metal that according to the laws of science really shhouldnt be moving at all.
KD: So true, so true. And yet again you have done it! I know she's an idiot but I think she coulda figured it out for herself.
Alice; OPEN MINE AND EDWARDS NEXT!
Bella; *Slices Finger With Paper* oh shi-
KD: *Eyebrow Look*
Bella; fiiinee shoot.
Jasper; YUM FOOD!
Everybody: NOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD JASPER!