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Disclaimer: I don't own anything or anyone. But I wish I did. The plot originated from a movie, and the characters originated from a book. Anything you don't recognize, either a plot, or a character, is probably mine. Thank you.
Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version
Chapter 1
"Potter!"
James cringed, and looked behind him.
Lily Evans was standing there, her hair a colorful shade of green.
"You bring back my natural shade of red right now," she demanded, she raised her wand, and pointed it straight to his face, "Or I'll hex you to next week."
"That's my line!"
"I learned that your own line being used against you could really hit a spot."
"Ouch."
"Ouch, it is." With that, Lily brandished her wand, "Toadtarium!" she shouted.
Lily had to hold back a laugh as she saw a toad materialize in the spot where James was last seen. She bended a bit to be in level with him, and smirked.
"I may have green hair now, but I'm not green everywhere." She laughed triumphantly. "That's what you get from trying to change the subject on me."
The toad opened its mouth as if to reply.
Lily tapped his head hard, "I'm so sowy. Will you porgive me?" Lily asked, giving him puppy dog eyes.
"Lily!"
Lily turned around, and saw Ariel Princeton running towards them.
Ariel and Lily were never close. Never. They just remained as acquaintances. Maybe because they were completely opposite.
Ariel loved James enough to plan their wedding ("On August 5, just in between our birthdays, at the Wizarding Palace."), while Lily detested the guy.
Ariel had short blonde hair, while Lily had long red hair, well, had comsidering that James changed it to green a few hours ago.
Ariel had blue eyes that always had eye shadow on it, while Lily had emerald green eyes that never had eye shadow on it.
Lily had very good grades, and kept it up spectacularly compared to Ariel who didn't even master the 'Wingardium Leviosa' spell, which was taught back in Year 1. Which lead to the rumor that she paid the Headmaster to let her proceed to the next years.
Need I say more?
"Did you see James?" Ariel asked hurriedly, puffing from exhaustion.
"James who?" Lily asked innocently, moving around to show the toad.
"Jamesie?" Ariel breathed out, "James, oh God, is that you?" she pushed Lily out of the way, and knelt down to that level. "Jamesie?"
The toad croaked as a reply, and hopped over to the girl's stretched arms.
Ariel pat him on the head, and turned to Lily, eyes burning, "You did this, didn't you?" she hissed, "You hurt Jamesie! I'll-I'll hide your make-up!"
Lily rolled her eyes, imaging Ariel's posse to gasp, and shiver in fear, "Oh my God! What will I do without make-up? I might shiver up and die!" she smirked at Ariel knowingly, "Sorry, Sweetheart, but I'm not you."
With that, Lily walked away, her green hair swishing back and forth, leaving Ariel speechless.
~6789~
Lily asked her friends to drive Ariel away from James, as an attempt to changer her hair back. Her friends used the scapegoat as: "Someone stole your Pearl lipstick, Ariel!" surprisingly, they succeeded.
She put him, the toad, on top of a desk in one of the spare rooms, and stood in front of him.
"Ok Potter. We're even. You changed my natural hair color, and I turned you to a toad. So if we agree to change each other back, right?" Lily asked, unaware that she was talking to a toad. A big fat one.
Croak.
"Oh... my mistake. Um... I'll turn you to your normal James Potter self, and YOU will turn my hair back to red... or I'll hex you!"
The toad seemed to agree.
"Ok... Irrevirsiotoad!"
The toad started shaking a lot. The head changed to a normal human head, then the body followed, leaving the limbs to change. When it did, James Potter appeared in front of her, a scowl apparent on his face.
James stood up, "Thank you, Evans. I'll be going now."
"Hold up!" Lily grabbed the back of his shirt, and he sighed visibly. "You'll change my hair color." She demanded, pointing to her hair.
James looked at her, "Oh, your hair's green? I didn't know it green was your color. Wow Lily."
"Stop acting."
"Fine. But remember, I didn't agree to change you back. I was a toad, remember? Toads don't talk."
"Toads talk since you ARE one."
"Ha ha."
"I hate you."
"He he. Girls always give up on that."
"Just because you guys have a testosterone, you guys act all high and mighty. Well, guess what? Us girls are more respectable than you." Lily snapped, and a hand quickly flew to her mouth realizing what she said.
"Not at all innocent, are we?" James replied, raising his eyebrow innocently, "It's not about testosterone, by the way. Girls aren't respectable."
"Oh! I get it. you can't really comprehend my first sentence. I understand, Potter. Someone with your I.Q level is bound to suffer from that." Lily said sarcastically.
"Well... you girls just use your PMS as an excuse to act all bitchy and stuff." James countered.
"Ooh. He knows a big word. Give him a round of applause everyone!"
"Just counter my replies with a sarcastic remark. Really original, Evans."
"I can be 'really original' if I want to, Potter. I don't need you there." Lily snapped back angrily. With that, she shouted: "Cluckious!" with her wand poised in from of him.
She watched, amusement flickered in her eyes, as James' hands turned to feathers and wings, as his legs turned to chicken feet, and as his body changed to a chicken's body. Surprisingly, his face was still intact.
"Change my hair color, Potter." Lily said testily, her hands folded across her chest in triumph.
Cluck cluck.
"You still have your face normal, Potter. Don't act, you can talk."
"...Why do you always turn me into some sort of disgusting creature?" James asked finally. Looking exasperated.
"Cause you and Princeton hate it. You won't leave my sight and run away with your features like that, will you?" Lily asked, a smirk overtaking her features.
"You bet your head I will."
"You bet your head I'll never bring you back to your abnormal features..." she said annoyingly.
James gulped.
"My hair..." Lily fingered her green hair fondly, "Or would you rather go around school looking like a deformed chicken?"
"I'd rather... I dunno."
"You better decide Potter. My patience is wearing thin. I'll count to 10. 1, 2-"
"I don't have a wand!" James shouted worriedly in fear of looking like a chicken forever.
Lily rose her eyebrows at him.
"Um..." he noticed the stick in his hand, and looked embarrassed. "I can't feel it."
"Liar."
"Fine, maybe I can."
"3, 4, 5, 6-"
"Naturalious!"
"Cluckirriversio!"
~6789~
"I hate you. You hate me. We are one happy family, yada yada yada!" Aimee Spar hit a high note on the last 'yada', her hands waving around in front of her amused friends.
"Shut up, Aimee." Her twin sister, Antoinette said, sighing.
They were a pair of identical twins. They both had long brown hair, and bright blue eyes. While Antoinette always let her hair down or had it in a bun, Aimee always had it up in either a ponytail, or a pigtail. Aimee loved wearing pants, while Antoinette loved wearing skirts. They both wore silver necklaces that had their name imprinted on it for identification. Lily was the only person who could identify who Aimee or Antoinette was without their clothing and necklaces, and of course, their brother and parents.
Lily laughed, "You guys..."
"I am Aimee, and I think I can sing... Vla da vlah da!" Antoinette imitated Aimee, acting like a chicken, a hand mirror in one hand, "I'm secretly jealous of my nice and pretty sister, Antoinette-"
Aimee grabbed the mirror from Antoinette's hands, "I'm Antoinette, and I think I'm beautiful!"
"I'm Lily and I think you should shut up!" Lily shrieked as two girls pounced her on the bed. "Guys, stop! Ahahahaha!" The Spar Twins tickled Lily endlessly.
The door burst open, and Ariel appeared there.
She stomped inside, glaring at all of them, who remained frozen.
"Where are YOU going?" Antoinette asked, seeing her pack her things.
Ariel zipped her bag, putting it on. She turned to Antoinette, being the only one tried to make a conversation with her, "To the boy's dorm."
"Boy's dorm?" Lily asked, sitting up, "We're not allowed there."
"Correction, YOU are not allowed there, I am." Ariel stuck her tongue out.
"Oh..." Aimee said knowingly, "You're a whore, which gives you good reason to let you in the Boy's Dorm. I get it."
Ariel stuck up her middle finger at Aimee.
Lily frowned, and sat up. Aimee was right. Ariel's reputation was very dangerous, "I don't think you should go there..."
"Oh, you tell me. I don't care. Jamesie allowed me." Ariel pushed her bag upwards, and stalked out.
Lily stood up, and chased after her. "Don't you dare..." Lily rushed to the Boy's Dormitory, trying to be ahead of Ariel. While Lily was shorter than Ariel, Lily had the advantage because Ariel was carrying a bag.
Lily knocked on the door, shouting, "Potter! Get your arse here this instant!"
The door opened, revealing James who had his index finger stuck up his ears, "Don't need to shout!"
"I'm not shouting!"
"Well, so am I!"
"Maybe we can discuss this in a more private manner... Potter." Lily spread her arms on the door's ledge, blocking Ariel from entrance.
"Jamesie!" Ariel flung her arms out, trying to budge through Lily's barrier. "Jamesie!"
James rubbed his temples, and walked out of the dormitories, come on, Evans, let's have this in a more, ah... Private place."
~6789~
"One hair of a baby..." an old woman tipped the bottle of infant hair on the cauldron, a handkerchief on her nose, "Oh dear. I put too much." She picked up a pair of tongs, and picked out the excess hair.
She danced around the room as she waited for the effect, but something caught her attention. And owl had arrived, and dropped a letter on her desk.
"Oh, an owl!" She clapped her hands, and tore open the letter.
Two pictures came out, one of James Potter, and one of Lily Evans, along with a letter.
These are the kids. Don't mess up. I'll have your head if you do.
Tom Riddle
The woman shivered, and closed the windows. She picked up both pictures, and held them above the cauldron's smoke. "Of course, the main ingredient, the pictures of the victims..."
The cauldron bubbled instantly, and the woman started crackling up.
~6789~
"You are not doing your job as Head Boy!" Lily shouted as they settled in an empty room.
"Whatever! Ok, Evans, I'll admit it, I'm not doing my job... but are you?"
Lily sputtered, "Of course I am! How dare you insult my capability as Head Girl!"
"So what if I-"
They were cut off as the place started vibrating. A lot. Lily even had to hold onto James for support. The potions started shaking, but not enough to crack it up.
When it finished, Lily let go of James as if poisoned. "What was that?" she breathed out shakily, holding her chest.
"I dunno. Let's go back. I mean, we're supposed to look after the first years."
Lily nodded, and they walked back to the Gryffindor Common Rooms. When they arrived, they found it quietly clean. No mess what so ever.
Lily's eyes widened, and she saw James approach some group of girls in the corner "Hello, I'm just wondering if you beautiful girls felt some tremor earlier."
The kid shook her head, "No, Sir. Were we supposed to?" then everyone in her group burst out laughing.
Lily frowned, and turned to James, finding his mouth turned to a frown too. James sighed, "I'll go up and rest. We were just imaging it."
Lily nodded, and watched as he walked the steps up the Boy's Dorm.
~6789~
Ugh. Sunshine. I hate sunshine, especially when it's the weekend's sunshine. I covered his eyes with my pillow as an attempt to ward of the sunshine's rays.
I frowned. What was that apple scent on my pillow? I sniffed it. Ariel never put on apple perfume. She was allergic to it. That came from experience.
It WAS apple scent.
I opened his eyes; I surely did NOT use pink pillows. I looked up. My ceiling is blue, not... red. I looked around. Since when did Sirius wear a bra? Maybe he got lucky. It WAS on his bed... what the heck? Why's his bed lavender? Holy- my eyes! They're normal!
I sat up, feeling this sinking feeling in my guts. I frowned when I felt some cloth on my legs. I looked down. Since when did I wear a dress?
"Lily? Did you borrow my bra? It's missing." One of the twins came out, wearing a robe.
My eyes widened when I found out that she was addressing me. "Um... I don't wear bras..."
The twin rolled her eyes, "Sure you don't... then what's that?" she pointed at my chest.
I looked down...
Holy fricking hell! What the heck! Since when did I get breasts?
"What? Never seen them?" the twin asked, she sighed, "'Nette! Where's my bra?"
"It's on your bed!"
I couldn't believe it! How could I gain breasts overnight? He stood up, and walked to the bathroom, praying they had a mirror.
I almost froze when I saw myself. I mean, lilyself. I touched my hair consciously, and the mirror did too. I touched my nose, and it did too. I was Lily Evans!
"It's called a mirror, genius." The twin came back in.
~6789~
Ah sunlight! The start of a bright new day!
I sat up, well, tried too. Something was keeping me from sitting straight. I looked around, and my eye's widened. When did Ariel come back? Why was she hugging me? Eew! I shoved her away from me, and she hit the floor.
I sat up straight, oh my god! This was the boy's dorms! I'm sure! It had Quidditch posters everywhere! The Marauders were Quidditch fanatics. Well, this was most definitely the 7th year dorms cause it had 7th Year books all over.
"Ow!" Ariel stood up, and hit me on the head, "Jamesie! You hurt me!" she whined. She sat down on the bed, pouting, "You made me fall."
"Do you think I care? Don't call me Jamesie." I snapped.
"What?"
"I don't care about you... I'm not Jamesie." I stood up, "What am I doing here?"
Ariel stood up angrily, "Are you dumping me?"
I rolled my eyes, "We were never together, Princeton. I am a girl, by the way."
Ariel laughed, "This is a joke, isn't it? You? James Potter, not a boy?"
I frowned. I'm not James Potter.
I spotted a mirror beside Sirius' bed, and saw my reflection. That was when I realized that my eyesight was pretty bad. I looked at the bedside table, and grabbed the eyeglasses lying there. I put it on. Messy black hair, chocolate brown eyes, James Potter was staring at me.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~123456789~
How was it?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything or anyone. But I wish I did. The plot originated from a movie, and the characters originated from a book. Anything you don't recognize, either a plot, or a character, is probably mine. Thank you.
Freaky Friday Hogwarts Version
Chapter 1
"Potter!"
James cringed, and looked behind him.
Lily Evans was standing there, her hair a colorful shade of green.
"You bring back my natural shade of red right now," she demanded, she raised her wand, and pointed it straight to his face, "Or I'll hex you to next week."
"That's my line!"
"I learned that your own line being used against you could really hit a spot."
"Ouch."
"Ouch, it is." With that, Lily brandished her wand, "Toadtarium!" she shouted.
Lily had to hold back a laugh as she saw a toad materialize in the spot where James was last seen. She bended a bit to be in level with him, and smirked.
"I may have green hair now, but I'm not green everywhere." She laughed triumphantly. "That's what you get from trying to change the subject on me."
The toad opened its mouth as if to reply.
Lily tapped his head hard, "I'm so sowy. Will you porgive me?" Lily asked, giving him puppy dog eyes.
"Lily!"
Lily turned around, and saw Ariel Princeton running towards them.
Ariel and Lily were never close. Never. They just remained as acquaintances. Maybe because they were completely opposite.
Ariel loved James enough to plan their wedding ("On August 5, just in between our birthdays, at the Wizarding Palace."), while Lily detested the guy.
Ariel had short blonde hair, while Lily had long red hair, well, had comsidering that James changed it to green a few hours ago.
Ariel had blue eyes that always had eye shadow on it, while Lily had emerald green eyes that never had eye shadow on it.
Lily had very good grades, and kept it up spectacularly compared to Ariel who didn't even master the 'Wingardium Leviosa' spell, which was taught back in Year 1. Which lead to the rumor that she paid the Headmaster to let her proceed to the next years.
Need I say more?
"Did you see James?" Ariel asked hurriedly, puffing from exhaustion.
"James who?" Lily asked innocently, moving around to show the toad.
"Jamesie?" Ariel breathed out, "James, oh God, is that you?" she pushed Lily out of the way, and knelt down to that level. "Jamesie?"
The toad croaked as a reply, and hopped over to the girl's stretched arms.
Ariel pat him on the head, and turned to Lily, eyes burning, "You did this, didn't you?" she hissed, "You hurt Jamesie! I'll-I'll hide your make-up!"
Lily rolled her eyes, imaging Ariel's posse to gasp, and shiver in fear, "Oh my God! What will I do without make-up? I might shiver up and die!" she smirked at Ariel knowingly, "Sorry, Sweetheart, but I'm not you."
With that, Lily walked away, her green hair swishing back and forth, leaving Ariel speechless.
~6789~
Lily asked her friends to drive Ariel away from James, as an attempt to changer her hair back. Her friends used the scapegoat as: "Someone stole your Pearl lipstick, Ariel!" surprisingly, they succeeded.
She put him, the toad, on top of a desk in one of the spare rooms, and stood in front of him.
"Ok Potter. We're even. You changed my natural hair color, and I turned you to a toad. So if we agree to change each other back, right?" Lily asked, unaware that she was talking to a toad. A big fat one.
Croak.
"Oh... my mistake. Um... I'll turn you to your normal James Potter self, and YOU will turn my hair back to red... or I'll hex you!"
The toad seemed to agree.
"Ok... Irrevirsiotoad!"
The toad started shaking a lot. The head changed to a normal human head, then the body followed, leaving the limbs to change. When it did, James Potter appeared in front of her, a scowl apparent on his face.
James stood up, "Thank you, Evans. I'll be going now."
"Hold up!" Lily grabbed the back of his shirt, and he sighed visibly. "You'll change my hair color." She demanded, pointing to her hair.
James looked at her, "Oh, your hair's green? I didn't know it green was your color. Wow Lily."
"Stop acting."
"Fine. But remember, I didn't agree to change you back. I was a toad, remember? Toads don't talk."
"Toads talk since you ARE one."
"Ha ha."
"I hate you."
"He he. Girls always give up on that."
"Just because you guys have a testosterone, you guys act all high and mighty. Well, guess what? Us girls are more respectable than you." Lily snapped, and a hand quickly flew to her mouth realizing what she said.
"Not at all innocent, are we?" James replied, raising his eyebrow innocently, "It's not about testosterone, by the way. Girls aren't respectable."
"Oh! I get it. you can't really comprehend my first sentence. I understand, Potter. Someone with your I.Q level is bound to suffer from that." Lily said sarcastically.
"Well... you girls just use your PMS as an excuse to act all bitchy and stuff." James countered.
"Ooh. He knows a big word. Give him a round of applause everyone!"
"Just counter my replies with a sarcastic remark. Really original, Evans."
"I can be 'really original' if I want to, Potter. I don't need you there." Lily snapped back angrily. With that, she shouted: "Cluckious!" with her wand poised in from of him.
She watched, amusement flickered in her eyes, as James' hands turned to feathers and wings, as his legs turned to chicken feet, and as his body changed to a chicken's body. Surprisingly, his face was still intact.
"Change my hair color, Potter." Lily said testily, her hands folded across her chest in triumph.
Cluck cluck.
"You still have your face normal, Potter. Don't act, you can talk."
"...Why do you always turn me into some sort of disgusting creature?" James asked finally. Looking exasperated.
"Cause you and Princeton hate it. You won't leave my sight and run away with your features like that, will you?" Lily asked, a smirk overtaking her features.
"You bet your head I will."
"You bet your head I'll never bring you back to your abnormal features..." she said annoyingly.
James gulped.
"My hair..." Lily fingered her green hair fondly, "Or would you rather go around school looking like a deformed chicken?"
"I'd rather... I dunno."
"You better decide Potter. My patience is wearing thin. I'll count to 10. 1, 2-"
"I don't have a wand!" James shouted worriedly in fear of looking like a chicken forever.
Lily rose her eyebrows at him.
"Um..." he noticed the stick in his hand, and looked embarrassed. "I can't feel it."
"Liar."
"Fine, maybe I can."
"3, 4, 5, 6-"
"Naturalious!"
"Cluckirriversio!"
~6789~
"I hate you. You hate me. We are one happy family, yada yada yada!" Aimee Spar hit a high note on the last 'yada', her hands waving around in front of her amused friends.
"Shut up, Aimee." Her twin sister, Antoinette said, sighing.
They were a pair of identical twins. They both had long brown hair, and bright blue eyes. While Antoinette always let her hair down or had it in a bun, Aimee always had it up in either a ponytail, or a pigtail. Aimee loved wearing pants, while Antoinette loved wearing skirts. They both wore silver necklaces that had their name imprinted on it for identification. Lily was the only person who could identify who Aimee or Antoinette was without their clothing and necklaces, and of course, their brother and parents.
Lily laughed, "You guys..."
"I am Aimee, and I think I can sing... Vla da vlah da!" Antoinette imitated Aimee, acting like a chicken, a hand mirror in one hand, "I'm secretly jealous of my nice and pretty sister, Antoinette-"
Aimee grabbed the mirror from Antoinette's hands, "I'm Antoinette, and I think I'm beautiful!"
"I'm Lily and I think you should shut up!" Lily shrieked as two girls pounced her on the bed. "Guys, stop! Ahahahaha!" The Spar Twins tickled Lily endlessly.
The door burst open, and Ariel appeared there.
She stomped inside, glaring at all of them, who remained frozen.
"Where are YOU going?" Antoinette asked, seeing her pack her things.
Ariel zipped her bag, putting it on. She turned to Antoinette, being the only one tried to make a conversation with her, "To the boy's dorm."
"Boy's dorm?" Lily asked, sitting up, "We're not allowed there."
"Correction, YOU are not allowed there, I am." Ariel stuck her tongue out.
"Oh..." Aimee said knowingly, "You're a whore, which gives you good reason to let you in the Boy's Dorm. I get it."
Ariel stuck up her middle finger at Aimee.
Lily frowned, and sat up. Aimee was right. Ariel's reputation was very dangerous, "I don't think you should go there..."
"Oh, you tell me. I don't care. Jamesie allowed me." Ariel pushed her bag upwards, and stalked out.
Lily stood up, and chased after her. "Don't you dare..." Lily rushed to the Boy's Dormitory, trying to be ahead of Ariel. While Lily was shorter than Ariel, Lily had the advantage because Ariel was carrying a bag.
Lily knocked on the door, shouting, "Potter! Get your arse here this instant!"
The door opened, revealing James who had his index finger stuck up his ears, "Don't need to shout!"
"I'm not shouting!"
"Well, so am I!"
"Maybe we can discuss this in a more private manner... Potter." Lily spread her arms on the door's ledge, blocking Ariel from entrance.
"Jamesie!" Ariel flung her arms out, trying to budge through Lily's barrier. "Jamesie!"
James rubbed his temples, and walked out of the dormitories, come on, Evans, let's have this in a more, ah... Private place."
~6789~
"One hair of a baby..." an old woman tipped the bottle of infant hair on the cauldron, a handkerchief on her nose, "Oh dear. I put too much." She picked up a pair of tongs, and picked out the excess hair.
She danced around the room as she waited for the effect, but something caught her attention. And owl had arrived, and dropped a letter on her desk.
"Oh, an owl!" She clapped her hands, and tore open the letter.
Two pictures came out, one of James Potter, and one of Lily Evans, along with a letter.
These are the kids. Don't mess up. I'll have your head if you do.
Tom Riddle
The woman shivered, and closed the windows. She picked up both pictures, and held them above the cauldron's smoke. "Of course, the main ingredient, the pictures of the victims..."
The cauldron bubbled instantly, and the woman started crackling up.
~6789~
"You are not doing your job as Head Boy!" Lily shouted as they settled in an empty room.
"Whatever! Ok, Evans, I'll admit it, I'm not doing my job... but are you?"
Lily sputtered, "Of course I am! How dare you insult my capability as Head Girl!"
"So what if I-"
They were cut off as the place started vibrating. A lot. Lily even had to hold onto James for support. The potions started shaking, but not enough to crack it up.
When it finished, Lily let go of James as if poisoned. "What was that?" she breathed out shakily, holding her chest.
"I dunno. Let's go back. I mean, we're supposed to look after the first years."
Lily nodded, and they walked back to the Gryffindor Common Rooms. When they arrived, they found it quietly clean. No mess what so ever.
Lily's eyes widened, and she saw James approach some group of girls in the corner "Hello, I'm just wondering if you beautiful girls felt some tremor earlier."
The kid shook her head, "No, Sir. Were we supposed to?" then everyone in her group burst out laughing.
Lily frowned, and turned to James, finding his mouth turned to a frown too. James sighed, "I'll go up and rest. We were just imaging it."
Lily nodded, and watched as he walked the steps up the Boy's Dorm.
~6789~
Ugh. Sunshine. I hate sunshine, especially when it's the weekend's sunshine. I covered his eyes with my pillow as an attempt to ward of the sunshine's rays.
I frowned. What was that apple scent on my pillow? I sniffed it. Ariel never put on apple perfume. She was allergic to it. That came from experience.
It WAS apple scent.
I opened his eyes; I surely did NOT use pink pillows. I looked up. My ceiling is blue, not... red. I looked around. Since when did Sirius wear a bra? Maybe he got lucky. It WAS on his bed... what the heck? Why's his bed lavender? Holy- my eyes! They're normal!
I sat up, feeling this sinking feeling in my guts. I frowned when I felt some cloth on my legs. I looked down. Since when did I wear a dress?
"Lily? Did you borrow my bra? It's missing." One of the twins came out, wearing a robe.
My eyes widened when I found out that she was addressing me. "Um... I don't wear bras..."
The twin rolled her eyes, "Sure you don't... then what's that?" she pointed at my chest.
I looked down...
Holy fricking hell! What the heck! Since when did I get breasts?
"What? Never seen them?" the twin asked, she sighed, "'Nette! Where's my bra?"
"It's on your bed!"
I couldn't believe it! How could I gain breasts overnight? He stood up, and walked to the bathroom, praying they had a mirror.
I almost froze when I saw myself. I mean, lilyself. I touched my hair consciously, and the mirror did too. I touched my nose, and it did too. I was Lily Evans!
"It's called a mirror, genius." The twin came back in.
~6789~
Ah sunlight! The start of a bright new day!
I sat up, well, tried too. Something was keeping me from sitting straight. I looked around, and my eye's widened. When did Ariel come back? Why was she hugging me? Eew! I shoved her away from me, and she hit the floor.
I sat up straight, oh my god! This was the boy's dorms! I'm sure! It had Quidditch posters everywhere! The Marauders were Quidditch fanatics. Well, this was most definitely the 7th year dorms cause it had 7th Year books all over.
"Ow!" Ariel stood up, and hit me on the head, "Jamesie! You hurt me!" she whined. She sat down on the bed, pouting, "You made me fall."
"Do you think I care? Don't call me Jamesie." I snapped.
"What?"
"I don't care about you... I'm not Jamesie." I stood up, "What am I doing here?"
Ariel stood up angrily, "Are you dumping me?"
I rolled my eyes, "We were never together, Princeton. I am a girl, by the way."
Ariel laughed, "This is a joke, isn't it? You? James Potter, not a boy?"
I frowned. I'm not James Potter.
I spotted a mirror beside Sirius' bed, and saw my reflection. That was when I realized that my eyesight was pretty bad. I looked at the bedside table, and grabbed the eyeglasses lying there. I put it on. Messy black hair, chocolate brown eyes, James Potter was staring at me.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~123456789~
How was it?