Everyone was lined up for interview questions in a quite akward manner. shika was half falling off his chair and gaara had yied up and put in a big see through tube so he would kill us all. since i am the author he wont kill me only you hahahah. Anyway this is the first letter YAYAYAYAY. YESH I AM HYPER . i stole gaara's cookies shhhhhhh.

OK this means ... stuff people do ok and italics are thoughts ty names are in bold

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SASUKE and NARUTO arrent gay!,im tired of everyone saying that.
Kiba What happens if YOU eat chocolet
Kiba Whitch do u like better cats or dogs(Be truthfull)
Shino, My friend thinks you like Ino,is it true
Kankuro, Why do you steel Temari's lipstick,She needs it for Shika

P.s. Kiba and Shika I LOVE YOU Hugs and kisses

-from May

As the note was but on a big TV monitor for everyone to see gaara just started to burst out laughing in his "special" tube i made just for him. Which is basicly just a big plastic tube ...i hope he can breath and doesnt run out of air ...oh well Shikamaru fell off his chair and looked up then just put on his anti-fangirl/boy belt he made himself. WOW THAT IS FUCKING LAZY. wait its shika-kun...shrugs anyway lets get the awnsers now or no one will ever see anything they like again and will all die slowly and

host: "ok everyone why dont we go to kiba to see his reaction" Then manybe I can rape him fro no reason _ the host thought as she sat

kiba: "why does everyone asume i am a dog i am a human i hang around dogs and understand them and love them bunches and hate cats and like the outdoors and sticking my head out windows of moving vihilces and sniffing things and..."

HOST:" FETCH BOY throws a stick out the door"

Kiba: Looked around then runs after the stick just like a puppy

Host: She quickly closes the door so he cant get back in "he was just gonna keep going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on..."

everyone in the audience: "OK WE GET IT ALREADY"

host : She rubs the back of her head as a little sweat drop appears on the side of her head "gomenasi anyway on to shino"

Shino: He blinked and just stared through his sunglasses.

host: "well do you?"

Shino: "... do i what?"

Host:"do you like ino?"

shino: "...does ino like bugs?"

host: "i dont think so..."

shino: "then no she is a whore with no pupils and need to get a life other then being konoha's #1 prostitute"

everyone: O.O'

host: "damn i like you now shino...and yes i like bugs...hugs shino then goes to kankuro"

kankuro: "I DID NOT STEAL GAARA'S COOKIES"

host: "that wasnt even close to the question..." She looked over to Garra who starts to claw at his "special" tube she made him "your stupid and dead meat now dolll boy." She said looking back to kankuro

kankuro:"FUCKING SHIT" he said as he runs out of the studio as though his balls were on fire, they probly were at the rate of speed he was going...ewwww i sound like a nerd.

host: "well that was fun on to the next question thingy thing and i was gonna say alot more boring stuff but i dont feel liek it now woooh"

Dear less smexxy Uchiha brother,
JUST GIVE UP YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ITACHI AT ANYTHING ECXEPT BEING MORE GAY AND ANNOYING!

-Bellatrix'sTwin

host: "YOU GO GIRL FRIEND...wait are you even a girl? well that doesnt matter cuz wether you are or not i will now rether to you as one wooooooohooooooo ...im on crack shhhhhhh"

Sasuke: "why does everyone think im gay"

Host: "idk because you act gay i mean you sure looked like you likes that "accidental" kiss with our wittle naruto" she hugs naruto "its ok baby give mommy a hug"

Naruto: "ur not my mom ..."

Host: "i got ramen..."

Naruto : Hethinks for 3 seconds "MOMMY I WUV YOU!!!"

Host: and now i can selll him on ebay to some fangirl in canda with a really big forehead and creeepy green hair mwhahahhahahah wow that sounds liek a muppet caracter why do i talk so much in my head She thought beforwe shaking her head once more

naruto : "mommy are you dead"

Host : "no i am a zombie nya nyan yan ayanay"

sasuke: "ok me time"

host : "oh yeah i forgot about you fucking loser"

sasuke:" i can kick you butt any day"

host : "Well I can kill you off in this facfiction sell your dead body to orochimaru and have his creeoy necrophiliac pedo hands touch and rape and molest you"

everyone: "does she have ADHD or is she just fucking crazy" They all thought to themselves

sasuke: "i want some one who belives in me again" He cried and went to the special made emo corner with lots of sharp things to cut himself and signs saying do us the favor (woah i almost feel like i did a bad thing by making that but i dont yay for me - host)

just at that time a new letter apears on the gaint tv screen as i sigh "GOD DAMMIT EMO WHY DO THEY HAVE TO LIKE YOU "(random person) as this not apears on the screen

dear SASSYGAY,
everyone knows your in love with sakura so why did you leave he kill orchimaru and make you own gang with that Karin she ugly and mean,

she likes you and sakura is the only person for you you should go back to sakura and kiss her until she forgives you for leaving. do it now OR I WILL KILL YOU
i'm gonna love the story :) --Meligirl128

SASUKE: "that is easy to explain honestly i waasnt getting any strnger and i wanted to kill my bro cuz he killed my whole family over a ping pong tornement"

host: "i thought it was cuz he hated them and they were weak"

sasuke: "no he sucked at the ping pong tournoment and came iin dead last what did you thing the symbol on my back symbolizes"

host: "a fan to like help da fire thingy"

sasuke: "no it sybolizes pong now can i continue"

host: "fine mental isilum..."

sauske: "i heard that anyway he sucked and i only slightly sucked so he left me and killed everyone that was good at ping pong and so i was the only one left cuz i thought it was a dumb game and never trired hard at it so i went to orrochimarus to get power"

host: "but arent you his butt slave and wont you be his next bodie"

sasuke: "ahhh that is were you are wrong he has whore 400 whore thanks to OURAN THRIST FEED IT TO YOUR WHORTES AND THEY'LL WHORE ABNORMALY FAST"

host: "get on with it dammit"

sasuke: "anyway i will get stronger then him then when he gets sick on that one week out of the year and is at his worst i will killl him escape and go kill my brother then go to konoha with his head on a pike and me coverd in his blood and.." Just then itachi bursted through teh studios doors

Itachi: "foolish little brocthet that will never happen because..."

sasuke: "ITACHIIIIIIIIIIII oh wait because why ..."

Itachi : "because i have on my side" itachi said as he pulled out a battered and patched stuff weasle plushie

audience: "OO the whole uchiha family is nuts arent they" whispering to themselves

Itachi: "mwhahhahah i will always win" He screams running out with a wealse costume on

Host: "well that was weird next NOTE WOOOOOOOOO"

Dear everyone, here are some cookies puts a plate of cookies down

1)will there be any villians to ask about

2)is gaara ever truly happy

3)what dose gaara do at night

From- SweetAndCute

Host: "yes we will have villians next is the akatsuki YAYYAYA"

gaara then rams his head at the gaint tube he's in, breaking it as everyone starts to panic. Except for the host that is, who was trying to make a pana costume, but thats not important now. As Gaara starts walking with his head down in that oh so creepy mannor, he walks right up to the host and dun dun dun takes the plate of cookies form her them sits down and turns into a happy chibi glomping the cookies.

audience: "wow cookie crack"

host: "mmmmm crack anyway hey gaara"

gaara: "MY COOKIES !!"

host: "i just want to talk here is anouther cookie" She said as she hands him a super big chocolate chip cookie

gaara: He looks supsicously then takes the cookies, confused but happy he asked "what do you want"

host: "you want to tell the nice people what you do at night"

gaara: "play tea party with my teddy bear and play DDR i killed rock lea at it i am sooooo koolie"

host: "goood gaara" She smirked slightly as she pets him on the head like a puppy

gaara: "yaaay... cookie time??"

host: "yes cookie time"

and gaara and the host skip off alll happpy into the sunset in search og the nestley toll house shop which was down the street while everyone one else think they are freaking nut jobs or they but drugs into the cookies that they give them either way it was creepy

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Host: "plz review with question for more people or with what you want to happen next" she laughed and shuvs a cookie in her mouth.

Gaara: "review or i willl KILL YOU ALL YOU WORTHLESS PEICES OF SHIT."

host : "goood gaara" she gives him a cookie.

gaara: "yaaay takes the cookies I REALLY MEAN IT THOUGH YOU BETTER REVIEW"