The crowds around the London Eye chanted on the New Year, the New Millennium. Freddy Krueger jumped onto his sofa, almost spilling his popcorn and drink. He enjoyed New Year; it gave him time off from slaughtering innocent bystanders. He skewered a line of popcorn with his claw and slowly munched away.
*Ding Dong*
"Who the hell could tha..."
A cloaked figure smashed through the window, rolled along the floor and threw a knife into the wall...
"Hyaaah!"
Freddy rolled his eyes...
"Ever heard of a door, Ghostface?"
The cloak swivelled to reveal a Scream mask, a voice came from outside...
"No, it's not part of his vocab..."
A white faced man walked through the door, Freddy instantly recognised him...
"Come on in Michael..."
"Thanks Freddy..."
Ghostface looked around the house that Freddy resided in and immediately headed for the kitchen...
"Freddy!"
"What?"
"There's a guy outside with a machete; he's holding a live pig!"
Freddy glanced at Michael, who shrugged...
"Jason?"
"Ghost! Is he wearing a hockey mask?"
"Yeah!"
Freddy sighed...
"Let him in..."
There was the sound of a door unlocking; some heavy boots clomped forward...
"Hi Jason..."
Jason gave a small wave, and held up the struggling pig with pride. Michael looked confused...
"What do you want that for?"
Ghostface followed behind Jason...
"Probably gonna screw it up the ass..."
Even Freddy had to laugh at this, he laughed harder when Jason threw Ghostface through a window...
"Ok you two, I'm gonna have no windows left by the time the celebration's over..."
There was a thump upstairs followed by a small shout of...
"Die!"
There was a small grinding of gears and a more sudden thump...
A doll bounced down the stairs with a gigantic hole in its body, when it landed it sat up...
"Holy Shit!"
"Hey Chucky..."
"What the hell was that?!"
"Spiked hammer, had it installed for...unwanted visits..."
"Does it?! Christ!"
Ghostface jumped on the sofa next to Freddy, Jason found an armchair and Chucky sat on his knee...
"I feel like a Goddamn kid..."
Michael looked across at the doll...
"Well, duh..."
"Shut up, or I kill you..."
"Both of you shut up! The countdown's started!"
"10!"
"9!"
"8!"
"7!"
"6!"
"Holy Crap! The pig's loose!"
"Jason!"
There was a large thump as Jason landed on the animal, it grunted and squealed as Jason took it to Freddy's Boiler room...
"Thank God that's over...4!"
Jason returned and sat down...
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
Jason jumped up as everyone shouted...
"Happy New Year! Happy New Millennium!"
Unfortunately, Chucky was still on his knee at the time and flew into a wall...
"Holy Shi..."
Everyone fell into hysterics, except for Chucky who was still screaming into the wall...
"Anyway... Jason, what was the pig for?"
Jason led them to Freddy's Boiler room, there were five pigs strung up...
"What the hell?"
Jason pulled out his machete and sliced into the pig's stomach, blood erupted everywhere...
"Bloodfest!"
They all pulled out their respected weapons and set to their gruesome work...
"Jason, this was the sickest idea you've ever had!"
Freddy wiped blood from his eyes...
"Yeah! Thanks Jason!"
*Ding Dong*
They looked at each other in confusion, Chucky in particular...
"Who the hell's that?"
Ghostface opened the door, every psychopath, maniac, monster and creature greeted him...
"Freddy!"
"Yeah?"
"We're gonna need a whole shit-load more pigs..."