"Voldemort! I'm here to defeat you!" The young hero shouted, waving around his wand threateningly at Voldemort.
"As if Potter! I'll-"
"Potter Magical Girl Sequence!" Harry shouted, sparkles flowing from his wand as he was enveloped in a bright white light.
Voldemort looked on, utterly bewildered and having absolutely no idea what to do. He expected "Expelliarmus" not "magical girl".
Then Harry appeared again, the white light flowing off him with pink glitter flowing freely and kisses smooching all the Death Eaters on the face. Bellatrix was not amused.
"The hell?" Rabastan blinked.
"Voldemort!" Magical B- er, Girl Potter shouted. "I'm here to destroy you with the power of love and friendship!"
The Death Eaters looked at each other, utterly confused.
"What's he going on about?" Crabbe whispered to Goyle.
His friend shrugged. "Absolutely no idea." he replied back, still trying to scrub off the kiss stain left on his mask.
"Potter, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about but I refuse to let you do it! Avada Kedavra!" The Dark Lord pointed his wand at the sparkling skirt wearing male and a sickly green curse shot out of the wood.
"In the name of friendship and love I will defeat you!" Magical Girl Potter brandished his wand and sent out another wave of pink sparkles and kisses. The killing curse was caught in the middle of it, a loud shriek being heard as it dissolved into glitter.
Everyone on the battlefield had now stopped to watch the rather confusing battle and stared when the Boy-Who-Lived managed to stop the killing curse.
"If this is how Lily saved Harry then I send my deepest apologies to Voldemort." Remus whispered to Tonks. She nodded in agreement.
"And now powered by my friends' love, die Voldemort!" The Dark Lord could only watch in horror as the sickly sweet pink cloud of doom was shot at him, and he let out a scream just as it enveloped him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Harry Potter stuck a pose, hand on his hip and a twinkle in his eye. "That's right! See ya Tom!"
The Death Eaters stood in stunned silence as the cloud of doom cleared away and there was nothing left of their lord in the spot.
Dolhov was the first to drop his wand. "Give me the Dementor's Kiss- anything but that!"
The rest quickly followed in agreement.
For Globe Trotter: 6., Germany.
Thank you Lissy and Merly for supporting "Magical Girl Potter". Thank you Sailor Moon for inspiring this, thank you Mermaid Melody for also inspiring this, and thank you Kira for suppling the glitter.
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