TITLE: Hogwarts Chat Room
PLOT: Basically some of our friends log onto a chat room and talk for a while.
DISCLAIMER: You know the drill, I don't own 'em, JK does.
SHIPS: None, well kind of
SPOILERS: OotP, HBP
MAIN CHARACTERS: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Voldemort, Luna, Ginny, McGonagall, Sirius, and Dumbledore
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I was sick and only half-awake when I wrote this. So it's pretty much pointless
-IlUvQuIdDiTcH5 has logged on-
-Hermi0ne84 has logged on-
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: Hey Mione.
Hermi0ne84: Hi Harry. What r u doing?
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: nothin much, besides talking to u
-serpenttongue has logged on-
Hermi0ne84: Well lookee here, it's Draco
serpenttongue: Don't talk to me u mudblood
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: I know where u live Malfoy
serpenttongue: ooh I'm scared
Hermi0ne84: u should be
-BignBad23 has logged on-
BignBad23: fear me all of you
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: omg it's Voldy runs for dear life
BignBad23: hey Draco we got rid of him
Hermi0ne84: bout time
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: heard that
Hermi0ne: harry I was just kidding
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: right, sure
-chudleycannonfan4 has logged on-
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: hey Ron what's up?
chudleycannonfan4: nothin really
chudleycannonfan4: who else is on
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: Hermione, Draco, and Voldie
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: and us
chudleycannonfan4: oh
Hermi0ne84: hey ron
chudleycannonfan4: hey mione
chudleycannonfan4: y are u on chat when you probably have homework to do
Hermi0ne84: very funny, ronniekins, I'm all done with my homework. Can u say the
same?
chudleycannonfan4: um, rushes to hide unfinished homework yes?
Hermi0ne84: that's what I thought
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: actually, Hermione, we've both been at Quidditch
Hermi0ne84: oh
BignBad23: why is no one talking to me
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: u don't deserve it
serpenttongue: bad move potter
BignBad23: I keel u now
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: omg I'm scared
-LemonDrop009 has logged on-
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: hello professor
LemonDrop009: hi harry
BignBad23: Dumbledore, I thought I killed u
LemonDrop009: think again, snakehead
LemonDrop009: They have computers in the afterlife
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: …………..
chudleycannonfan4: who else is scared?
Hermi0ne84: um, me
LemonDrop009: I'm kidding…I'm in my office
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: it even says so on the map!!
chudleycannonfan4: good
Hermi0ne84: I told gin to sign on, where is she
-Pygmeepuff7554 has logged on-
Hermi0ne84: oh good
Pygmeepuff7554: hi Hermione
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: hey ginny
Pygmeepuff7554: hi harry
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: wheeeeeee, I can flyyy!!!
Pygmeepuff7554: u have problems
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: that's not what you told me last night in the closet wink wink
Hermi0ne84: …..we didn't need to know that harry
chudleycannonfan4: thnx harry……barfing
LemonDrop009: ahh, young love
Hermi0ne84: I'm scared now
serpenttongue: I told u this guy was insane
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: Malfoy u suck
serpenttongue: gee thnx I feel loved
BignBad23: and 2 think he was my teacher
-kittykat56 has logged on-
LemonDrop009: it's Minerva!
Hermi0ne84: hello professor
kittykat56: hello Miss Granger
chudleycannonfan4: hey mione what's the incantation 4 a hover charm
Hermi0ne84: ron you didn't do your charms homework again?
Hermi0ne84: sigh
Hermi0ne84: look it up in the book
kittykat56: Miss Granger does he always procrastinate on his homework?
Hermi0ne84: yes
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: yes
serpenttongue: yes
Pygmeepuff7554: yes
chudleycannonfan4: yes
chudleycannonfan4: I mean no
Hermi0ne84: sighs again
-Quibbler92 has logged on-
Pygmeepuff7554: hi Luna
Quibbler92: hi ginny
Hermi0ne84: hey luna
chudleycannonfan4: hey mione how to you spell hor- no, hurcr- no, um, hurcrucks?
BignBad23: um, Horcrux?
chudleycannonfan4: thnx Voldemort
chudleycannonfan4: waitasecond…
LemonDrop009: ok which teacher is assigning these kids projects on Horcruxes?
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: probably snape
LemonDrop009: PROFESSOR snape, harry
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: you weirdo, he killed you!
LemonDrop009: that was just a clever ruse!
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: oh.
-bigblackdawg9 has logged on-
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: Sirius!!
bigblackdawg9: hi
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: I didn't know there was a computer in grimmauld place
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: or that ron and ginny have laptops
Pygmeepuff7554: dad got them for us for Christmas
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: oh
Hermi0ne: Draco has a laptop, big surprise
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: well his dad's a snobby rich gazillionaire, he can afford to buy his
snooty son a muggle contraption
serpenttongue: watch your mouth
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: someone's cranky
chudleycannonfan4: I finished my homework!!
Hermi0ne: good for you…?
BignBad23: u know u luv me
Hermi0ne84: ……………………….
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: ………….
chudleycannonfan4: creeeeeeeeepy
Quibbler92: uh, eeew?
Pygmeepuff7554: no comment
serpenttongue: worships
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: I'm scared of both of you
Hermi0ne84: luna your being kinda quiet
Quibbler92: I'm reading my magazine….and watching you people make idiots of
yourselves
Hermi0ne84: objection your honor
chudleycannonfan4: huh? Whaddazzat mean?
Hermi0ne: shut up ron.
Quibbler92: ok, watching a few of you make idiots of yourselves.
kittykat56: you people are creeping me out. I'm leaving
-kittykat56 has logged off-
LemonDrop009: I'm leaving too, I have urgent business to attend to…MY COOKIES
ARE BURNING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-LemonDrop009 has logged off-
bigblackdawg9: uh, wow?
BignBad23: you morons are interrupting my concentration
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: on what, your next evil scheme?
BignBad23: no, my preciseness. You're ruining my origami, you fool!
chudleycannonfan4: if you are disturbed that Voldemort has an obsession with Japanese paper folding say aye. Aye
Pygmeepuff7554: aye
Hermi0ne84: aye
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: aye
bigblackdawg9: aye
serpenttongue: aye
Quibbler92: aye
BignBad23: what? I knit, too.
Hermi0ne84: ooh, what do u knit?
BignBad23: clothes
Hermi0ne84: ooh me too! Can you do hats?
BignBad23: hats are my specialty!
Hermi0ne84: WITH TASSELS??
BignBad23: of course!
Hermi0ne84: Ooh, teach me!
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: Ron, this is scaring me
chudleycannonfan4: me too
Pygmeepuff7554: me three
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: I'm having a party at my place tomorrow
serpenttongue: cool I'll bring the beer
Hermi0ne84: scary
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: who thinks Malfoys gonna grow up to be an alcoholic?! raises hand
chudleycannonfan4: raises hand
Hermi0ne84: raises hand
Quibbler92: raises hand
Pygmeepuff7554: raises hand
bigblackdawg9: raises hand
BignBad23: raises hand just like his father!
serpenttongue: raises hand
Hermi0ne84: I'm really really scared now
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: brb, gotta get my Cheetos™!
chudleycannonfan4: only take half the bag this time
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: don't worry I won't eat the whole bag again
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: that stomachache killed
Quibbler92: Cheetos™ are bad for you
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: actually they're good for me
Quibbler92: no theyre not
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: YES THEY ARE
Quibbler92: NO THEYRE NOT
Hermi0ne84: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: ok
Pygmeepuff7554: wow spaz much?
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: yessssss
Pygmeepuff7554: you need to have your head checked
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: that's not what you told me last week in my bedroom wink wink
Hermi0ne84: harry….must you?
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: Yesssssssss
bigblackdawg9: harry youre sick
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: thnx
Quibbler92: I can't take much more of this
-Quibbler92 has logged off-
BignBad23: If anyone cares, in my personal opinion---
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: trust me, no one cares
BignBad23: oh. I have to go knit another hat
Hermi0ne84: can I come with you…?
BignBad23: No!
Hermi0ne84: please? I can teach you how to do zigzags!
BignBad23: keep talking
Hermi0ne84: And polka dots!
BignBad23: next week then
Hermi0ne84: ok!
BignBad23: ok then. Bye
-BignBad23 has logged off-
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: I thought he'd never leave…!
Hermi0ne84: Don't be so mean. He can do tassels.
chudleycannonfan4: Hermione, don't go! You might love him more than me!
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: come again ron?
chudleycannonfan4: um, I mean, he might kill you!
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: Riiiiight.
Hermi0ne84: so what? He can do tassels!
Pygmeepuff7554: aaaaaaggghhh Crookshanks is biting me!
Hermi0ne84: my little Crookshanks would do nothing of the sort!
chudleycannonfan4: COUGHCOUGHCOUGH
Hermi0ne84: shut up ron
Pygmeepuff7554: tell Crookshanks to come back here with my favorite quill!
Hermi0ne84: ok I'll be right back then
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: wow, overprotective much?
chudleycannonfan4: you're telling me
serpenttongue: since no one is talking to me I'll just leave
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: Yay
serpenttongue: shut up
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: I thought you were leaving…!
serpenttongue: or maybe I'll just stay here and bug you
serpenttongue: waitasecond, there's free cupcakes in the common room! Gotta run!
-serpenttongue has logged off-
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: finally
bigblackdawg9: Harry I have to go do some important stuff for the Order. Bye now
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: ok
-bigblackdawg9 has logged off-
Hermi0ne84: see Ginny I saved your quill
Pygmeepuff7554: but now it's all chewed up
Hermi0ne84: got one word for you- Reparo
Pygmeepuff7554: oh right
Pygmeepuff7554: much better
chudleycannonfan4: say harry what about we sneak into the Slytherin common room for
some of those free cupcakes?
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: I like that idea. Mione, got any polyjuice potion?
Hermione84: it's hidden in that cabinet right by the fireplace in the common room
Hermi0ne84: bring me one!
Pygmeepuff7554: and me!
IlUvQuIdDiTcH5: ok
chudleycannonfan4: well then, see you guys!
-chudleycannonfan4 has logged off-
-IlUvQuIdDiTcH5 has logged off-
Hermi0ne84: well, it's just us now.
Pygmeepuff7554: then there's really no point in us staying is there?
Hermi0ne84: not really no
-Pygmeepuff7554 has logged off-
-Hermi0ne84 has logged off-
A/N: well, wasn't that a stupid, pointless story! Eleven pages of stupidity! YAAY!