A/N: It's been a month since I last updated or published something .-. Sorry about that. I only have one reason for not working on any stories: that son-of-a-bitch who tore apart my heart. Sorry, I just didn't feel in the mood for writing for a while, but I'm back now! Hope you enjoy this starter chapter?

Blame It On The Candy

~ What The Crescent Moon? ~

Korosensei was very confused, to say the least of the matter. Here in the open field behind the old school building were all of his beloved students.

Nagisa was curled up in a ball, muttering something along the lines of: stupid boys don't know how it hurts.

Karma currently lay on Okuda's lap, looking up at the girl's face he took away her glasses and put them on himself, saying he was switching their roles for the day, while the raven haired girl looked unamused and ready to kill the red head.

Nakamura was spinning around in a circle at an alarming rate, while Sugino was screaming at her to "Stop making earth-chan spin! You monster!"

Terasaka and his gang sat cross-legged in a circle around Itona who was telling a story about an elephant named Kindness, the gang was completely engrossed in the story, even Hazama.

Kayano and Kanzaki were running around the field playing tag, well, Kanzaki seemed to think they were playing tag, Kayano on the other hand, she was trying to get the girl to go talk to Sugino so they could get married and name their twenty children after her.

Okajima was screaming something about being king of fairies, Isogai was bothering Kataoka, asking her to go out with him, but the girl was crying over some trivial matter involving the girls of class E and Maehara.

Speaking of Maehara..

He was currently upside down in a tree, trying to get Okano to trust him and take his hand, while singing "A Whole New World". Okano blushed profusely, crying out about how she wasn't a princess and couldn't see the prince.

Takebayashi was following Kurahashi around reciting poetry to her while the girl was trying to listen to Ritsu talk to her.

It seemed the rest of the class was on their phones, all with worried looks on their faces. Then it was Yada who came running over to Korosensei, worry written all over her face.

"Korosensei! These guys ate some possibly drugged candy and now they're acting weird!"

What the crescent moon?