DISCLAIMER: We do not own Percy Jackson, Twilight, or the Outsiders.
Reyna: Enough with the freaking disclaimers!
Angel: I need to pee…
Artemis: hehehe..Why the heck am I laughing?
ON WITH THE SHOW!
Reyna: Welcome to Beans with Extra Gauc!
Artemis: Since when were we called Beans with Extra Gauc?
Reyna: Since Ive loved tacos
Angel: You've always loved tacos?
Reyna: What are you? Blonde!
Angel: Ye-N…no?
Artemis: Excuse her, she was dropped on her head at a young age. Back to the show! Everyone welcome our first guest star! Son of the sea god, Percy Jackson!
Percy: Hey
Angel: You smell of sweat. And horse.
Percy: Uh, right.
Reyna: Ange…
Artemis: So how's Nico?
Percy: What?
Artemis: You know, hot emo guy? How is he?
Percy: Um…Good I guess.
Reyna: SO! We heard you did a movie, how was that?
Percy: Are you the only sane one?
Artemis: So, tomatoes or potatoes?
Angel: Tomatoes, they're shinier.
Percy: That would be a yes, right?
Reyna: Nah, there's Bob, the camera man.
Bob: YAYA!
Percy: Right…okay, so, uh, the movie?
Reyna: Oh, how was the movie?
Percy: I didn't have a part if that's what your wondering. The movie was based off of me.
Artemis: They made you look like Zac Effron
Percy: Yes, yes they did. I personally think they screwed up every character.
Angel: How did Clarisse feel to not be in the movie?
Percy: WHOAH! God you pop out of nowhere…Not good. I became king of the bathroom urinals.
Artemis: sooooo…She whooped your ass?
Percy: Wha- no!
Angel: Sure, whatever you say fishboy.
Reyna: What did you like most about the movie?
Percy: Probably how they made Annabeth brunette.
Angel: ._.
Reyna: ._.
Artemis: XD
Percy: Did- I- uh do something wrong?
Angel: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ANNABETH LIKE THAT? GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Reyna: How many times do I have to tell you NOT to threaten our guests' stars with a knife?
Angel: As many times as ive done it?
Reyna: Correct.
Artemis: Who would've figured Angel would actually pass a test in her whole life?
Angel: Hey! IM not that stupid!
Artemis: Oh really? Then what's Pi times Pi?
Angel: Easy! Its cake!
Reyna: Ugh, than what's two times two?
Angel: Fish.
Artemis: Eleven plus eleven?
Angel: Window.
Reyna: Your on drugs.
Angel: What kind?
Artemis: Okay, were changing the subject. Our next guest star is…Edward Cullen!
Angel: Fuck
Reyna: BAD ANGEL!
Edward: Should I…Leave?
Artemis: What was with the dramatic hair flip?
Edward: Trade mark
Reyna: Your ugly.
Edward: ._. Right.
Angel: Yay! I get to be the mature one this time!
Artemis: Is that even possible?
Reyna: TACOS! Your still ugly.
Edward: I- I think im just gonna go.
Artemis: Wow, it is possible.
Angel: So Edward! What is your favorite thinks about Twilight?
Edward: Um, the fact that I get to hang out with my best bud. Jacob!
Jacob: YAYA!
Edward: I love ya man!
Jacob: Bro hug!
Crowd: Awwww
Angel: Ya ya ya. Cute the sap. Why the hell do you not have a shirt on!
Jacob: Trade mark
Angel: ._. right
Reyna: Hey! Hey! Hey you!
Jacob: What?
Reyna: Turn into a wolf.
Jacob: You want to see me naked?
Everyone: NO!
Jacob: Then shut up.
Reyna: ….bitch…
Artemis: Ang-an- Angel! Come back here!
Angel: Be right back! Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Gotta pee!
Artemis: So, its all up to me then?
Edward: Seems that way.
Artemis: God, Angel and her tiny ass bladder. Were gonna do the show my way then!
Reyna: Oh no. DUCK AND COVER!
Artemis: Wha- no! Reyna! Don't leave me!
Reyna: Come on Wolfy boy! Were running away! Were running away!
Jacob: Um…okay?
Edward: Looks like its just you and me.
Artemis: Get out of here. Im bringing in the real deal.
Edward: What?
Artemis: You heard me! Out!...And as our next guest star, everyone put your hands together for the badass Thalia Grace!
Thalia: Fuc- How the hell did I get here?
Artemis: That's for me to know and for you to shut up. So Thalia, what's your favorite thing about the world of mythology?
Thalia: Uh huh, I guess the fact I can shot anyone full of lightning/
Artemis: Badass/ So Have you heard of Fan fiction?
Thalia: Sure.
Artemis: So you know all about the love…square?
Thalia: No.
Artemis: Between you being called Thalico, Thuke or Perlia.
Thalia: What the fuck?
Artemis: So lets hear it. Who do you choose?
Thalia: I guess I choose-
Angel: BACK!
Artemis: GROAN! Don't you have to go pee?
Angel: …no. I just went.
Artemis: Fine. You totally ruined it all.
Angel: Hey! Thals! – wait. Your…you…
Thalia: Thalia Grace
Angel: Your-your-your
Thalia: Did she break?
Artemis: She broke a long long looonnggg time ago.
Thalia: Right.
Nico: *singing* OH THALIA! WONT YOU BEEE MY GIRRLLL?
Thalia: Nico, what the hell are you doing? Don't you have a Mytho-magic tournament or something?
Nico: Trying to win your love! *Singing* OH BABY BABY ! WHOOPS I DID IT AGAIN! GOT LOST IN THE GAME-
Luke: *singing* IM GONNA MARY THE NIGGGHTT!
Thalia: L-luke?
Nico: She's mine man! Fuck off!
Luke: Whatever.
Nico and Luke: *singing* IS IT OKAY TO LET MY HANDS DO WHAT THEY WANT. C-C-CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOUR THERE.
Thalia: What the hell?
Nico: *singing* FIVE O CLOCK IN THE MORNING, CONVERSATION GOT BORING.
Thalia: NICO!
Nico: What?
Thalia: No.
Nico: Fine.
Luke: *singing* IT WAS DARK, AND IT WAS OVER. UNTIL YOU KISSED MY LIPS AND YOU SAVED ME. MY HANDS, THEYRE STRONG, BUT MY KNEES WERERE FAR TOO WEAK.
Angel: I- I hink I need to pee again.
Nico: *singing* WE COULDVE HAD IT ALL. ROLLING IN THE DEEEP
Thalia: BOTH OF YOU! SHUTUP!
Artemis: Uh oh.
Thalia: Luke. Just leave. Your dead, or suppose to be dead.
Luke: KK! *singing* NEVER MIND ILL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOUUUU. I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU TOO. DON'T FORGET ME I SWEAR
Nico: *singing* YOUR BEAUTIFUL. YOUR BEAUTIFUL ITS TURE.
Thalia: Nico.
Nico: *singing* WHEN I SAW YOU ONE THE SUBWAY SHE WAS WITH ANOTHER MAN.
Thalia: Nico.
Nico: *Singing* WHAN I WALKED ON Y! YOU COULD TEMM FROM MY FACE THAT I WAS FUCKING HI-
Artemis: That's it.
Nico: Wh- WAIT! WAIT! NO!
Artemis: NO SINGING ALLOWED!
Nico: *girly scream*
Thalia: Back already?
Artemis: We confidently located the studio near a death defying cliff.
Thalia: Nice
Angel: Sooo…Nicos dead?
Artemis: More than likely no.
Reyna: Come on Wolfy boy! Live!
Angel: Now what happened?
Reyna: The house burned down with children in it
Thalia: Why is he naked?
Reyna: He wolfed up to help them
Angel: DO you think he's dead?
Artemis: Can I poke him with a stick?
Reyna: Mmm…he's dead. Can I poke him with a knife?
Artemis: Does that mean I can?
Thalia: Knock yourself out.
THIS CONCLUDES THE FIRST EPISODE OF BEANS WITH EXTRA GAUC!