There was always a day that lived in infamy for the Prison Group, whether it be the fall of Hershel's farm or Lori's passing, but one thing's for certain, Carl Grimes couldn't prepare himself for the day he found Fanfiction.

It was a regular prison for everyone. The walkers were required to be taken off the fences, fresh food was being cooked by the almightly Carol, Glenn and Maggie were having a lesson on how to paint the Japanese alphabet the sexy way in a random area, and Carl was doing well...

Carl stuff.

And things...

Currently he was in the armory eating a bowl of cereal when a guy came up to him. He looked up and saw a blonde haired man with a vague mustache tower over him with a grin. Now, in this scenario, it may look like the rape a comin, but actually the guy told Carl:

"Hey, I fixed one of the computers in the Warden's office, maybe you can use it?"

Carl gleefully nodded and smashed his bowl of cereal on his face and ran to the office, bumping into a few things until the bowl came off. He suddenly found himself in front of the computer and nearly shat chocolate pudding when he realized there was internet.

The first thing he did was go on YouTube to watch gameplays, but all he found was censored videos, which made him almost go German Kid Mode. He then looked through other links until he found a link that interested him.

FANFICTIONDOTNET

For some goddamn reason, Carl went to the Walking Dead TV area and saw some that almost made him not only shit pudding, but also cheese whiz.

Caryl.

Carl ran out of the room and got Rick who was doing stuff and things. He dragged Rick by his asscheeks to the computer and showed him the story.

"WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP ME AND DARYL!"

Daryl overheard this somehow and ran in on his nostils.

"I ERNT A PEDO!"

Rick took a look at the story and realized the ship was actually Carol and Daryl. Then suddenly, Carol broke the forth wall and overheard this fact. She flew in on a frying pan with hot oil trailing behind her. It doused Hershel but his beard sucked it up somehow.

Then Rick sneezed and Carol noticed this.

Rick than ran away while Carol was chasing him with a flamethrower.

Then everyone died and Negan took over.

YOU KNOW WHY?!

BECAUSE HE'S MOTHERFUCKING NEGAN!$ROAHHHHH!

And this is what happens when I write at three in the morning!