A/N: Ok people, so the last version didn't work out too well. We stopped, lazed about for a while and then decided to do something about it. So here we are, Amy and Becky, back again to rework out fanfiction. PLEASE read and review. If you like it then tell us if you think there's something we could work on then critique is also welcomed. Flamers will be sporked to death.

So yeah. This first chapter is by Amy. Read it. Love it. Review it. Here we go!

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"Um... So let me get this straight; they got expelled from their school so you sent them to a completely different country they know nothing about to live with Akito of all people?!" This was not the usual statement Shigure Sohma found himself making early in the morning but there he was on the phone talking away. He rolled his eyes a little, holding the phone away from his ear as the person on the other end rambled loudly in an irritated manner. After about ten minutes he shouted "Right, I get it, they can stay here instead!" With that he put the phone down and sighed. His house was going to be in ruins after they arrived.

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"Have you heard of a place called Sohma House?" The events leading up to Haru asking this question had been strange. Three days ago Akito had instructed him to deliver two important people to Shigure's house. Not only had he lost them but he was lost too. Now this bemused girl was his only hope... Damn his odds were not looking so good at all.

"Then.. Are you a Sohma?" Tohru asked, her eyes widened slightly. Perhaps he was a member of the zodiac! She found herself smiling as she thought about this. She had a strange fascination with anything to do with the Sohmas. Call it stalker-ish if you want.

Haru started to reply then paused, smirking. He could hear running and that only meant one thing. Walking up to the path he tied the rope to one side and then hid away where he had been sat previously. Tohru watched him curiously, not understanding what was going on. Having said this she rarely understood anything at all.

BANG!

Kyo had come running along, slightly in front of Yuki, and had tripped over Haru's cleverly tied rope. Yuki skidded to a stop and looked at Haru curiously, hardly noticing that Kyo was just pushing himself to his feet angrily.

"Um, Haru, what are you doing here?" Yuki asked, tilting his head slightly to one side. He then spotted Tohru and smiled "Miss Honda, what are you doing here?"

Tohru wondered how best to describe what had happened but she merely muttered "Uh..I.." Words seemed to fail her as she watched Haru and Kyo argue fiercely. Yuki moved to stand beside her and shook his head.

"They just keep showing up don't they?" He muttered darkly.

"Oh yes indeed, my friend" The sound of two voices speaking at once from behind him made him jump. Yuki turned to see two brunette girls stood there grinning like lunatics. Haru paused in his argument to glare at the two girls.

"Where the hell did you disappear to?" he fumed, walking over to them. The girls smirked and gave him a look daring him to have the courage to say anything more. Of course he didn't, they looked quite scary in all their formidable glory.

"Well.." the taller of the pair began. She had light blue eyes and freckles. "We were going to come and find you again but then we found shops and such"

"NEVER come between a girl and shopping, Haru" the shorter girl added, nodding wisely. All through this Kyo, Yuki and Tohru had been silent. Of course this was too much for the cat and he immediately launched into a monologue of rambling and rage.

"What the hell is goin' on here? Who are you two? What are you doin' here? Haru, how did you manage to lose two people so obvious! Oooooh hell now my head hurts. Just perfect! You guys have given me a headache" Kyo paused and for a moment everyone thought he had finished... Yeah right, like that would ever happen! "Are you two English? Oh great that's just what I need, two girls with stupid accents wandering around. Where are you even staying anyway? Like hell you're living at Shigure's there's no room as it is. Oh damn now I'm giving myself a worse headache!"

Amy wandered over to Kyo and clamped her hand tightly over his mouth before sticking her tongue out at him. "Shut your cake hole" she said brightly before turning she launched into a monologue in reply to what he had said, her voice dripping with irony.

"I'm Amy and this is Becky. We got sent here from England. Haru lost us because we ran away from him, he really isn't that smart sometimes. If you don't want a headache then stop thinking, it must be tiring your braincell out, and yes I meant that to be singular rather than plural. Yes we're English... How bloody dare you call out accents stupid. We don't wander, we merely lurk in a fabulous sort of way. Hell yeah we're staying at Shigure's and finally..." Amy paused as if to deliver an intelligent line but she merely grinned and said "Shush now"

Becky nodded in agreement and gave her usual intellectually response to all that waffle that had just gone on. "That about sums it up... Can we eat now?" They had only eaten three breakfasts that morning which was not unusual. Neither girl was of the fat persuasion yet admittedly they could eat for England.

"Actually, that's not a bad idea" Haru replied with a small smile, glancing shyly at Becky as he spoke. "We should get back to Shigure's"

Becky and Amy looked at each other with an evil sort of glare. After releasing Kyo Amy was still in an evil sort of mood. They were both under instructions not to trash Shigure's house yet they both knew that in the small bag on Becky's back there was all the necessary tools of torture to completely bring the house to the ground. Not that they would do so of course, but the threat was most of the fun itself.

"I get Kyo's room!" Becky declared after a long silence. All hell broke loose.

"Oi gobshite, I wanted to steal his room!"

"It's MY room damnit, you can't just take it!"

"Wanna bet, tangerine boy?"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"

"Damn you're cute when you're angry... Don't you think so Becky?"

"No, you're just dillusional"

"How very dare you!"

"Are you saying I'm wrong?"

"Nooooooo but that ain't the point, love"

"Um, guys..." Yuki said warily. Becky, Amy and Kyo paused to stare at him. "Can we go to Shigure's now?"

They all started walking and Kyo was fuming merrily away until he stopped dead in his tracks. Had that Amy girl just called him cute?!?!