Hi everyone! Lady Mask here. This is the first fanfic I've ever posted anywhere, so I'm gonna try and make it worth reading, but it's gonna have some implied junk in it, so I'm gonna have to rate it PG-13. Cookies and cupcakes to those that review. Any flames will be used to either make tea, or help me burn Barbie's house(s) down. Now, I'd like you to meet my co-author Deidara!Points over at the blonde standing with the other characters appearing in this fic Deidara; What the heck are you talking about? I only agreed to be in this stupid fic because you didn't let Sakura kill Sasori. You never said I'd have to help you write it.Kisame; Maybe she has brain damage?
Mask; Shaddup Kisa-kun! Cause in real life, I'M KISHIMOTO! Thus, I totally own Naruto! So you guys better behave yourselves.
Sasori; Don't worry everyone, Lady Mask does not own Naruto. I had to sedate her earlier just so she could sit still long enough to write this. It hasn't completely worn off yet, so she's still dillusional. My apologies.
Mask; So I don't own Naruto? Or the Akasuki? Sasori; Exactly. You're just a fangirl who likes to write. So this would be called a fanfiction.
Mask; But, but, I'm- Breaks down crying Waaahhhhhh sobs
Everyone; backs away a few steps

Fifteen minutes later...

Mask; still teary eyed If I can't own you all, can I at least have a hug? Kisame; hugs her Just start the fic missy.
Mask; sniffs Okay.. on with the fic... hugs Kisame back

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Leader-sama decided that the Akasuki needed a replacement for that traitor Orochimaru. Even if the replacement wouldn't be able to participate in the bijuu removal ritual, LS would be abe to hold it responsable for the capture of the jinchuuriki (is that how you spell it?) that Orochimaru was supposed to capture. Because of high probability of, well, the new recruit either dying from the demanding life of the Akasuki, or from pissing off one of the members, in which case they will never be heard from again. Leader-sama compiled a list of fifteen possible new recruits. One of them was bound to be strong enough to hack it, right?

Of course nobody really wanted to go around rounding up the newbs, but somebody had to do it. And there was always that ever faithful ever willing to do anything to get into the Akasuki, but hasn't as of yet actually been allowed to join, loveable oaf know as Tobi that could be perswaded to go find the people on a certain list...

"Tobi gets to find people?" Blue (the unknown member) just nodded, handed him the list, and pushed him out the door.

///Two months later///

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, but it was covered by a haze of thick gray clouds that woudn't let the light through. Tobi still away looking for the list people, so he wasn't there, running around like a lunatic with Deidara or something. While Deidara on the other hand, was bound and gagged somewhere in the base (courtesy of one annoyed Kisame), and everyone else was distracted by a CSI marathon that was running on Spike.

Leader-sama was in his room, doing whatever it is he does in his spare time. Blue was in her room too, but she came out for a minute to get a glass of lemonade. The authoress (bless her brave soul) took a peek in the empty room to be abe to tell the readers what that chick was up to. Me-"Her computer was on, and she was reading fanfics about the other Akasuki members. Mostly the fluff and crack fanfics, probably 'just curious' reading."

There was peace in the lair today. However, all good things must come to an end, and Tobi had to get back home sometime.

"Tobi's BACK!" The orange masked nin screamed happily from the entrance hall. The stone walls echoed his scream ten times over, but nobody really reacted to it. It was just a warning that the puppy-like person was indeed, 'back'. And behind him could be seen seventeen people. The bundle of hyper turned to the group cheerfully.

"Everyone follow Tobi please." He turned on his heel and bounded down the hall. Only a couple of them heard a thump come from what looked like a hallway closet. So, while the others went with Tobi, five people stood in front of the closet

There was a black-haired woman with silver eyes that was carrying several different weapons, a dark blue-haired woman with really dark blue eyes had at least six different swords with her, a black-haired guy with light blue eyes that had odd marks in them was carrying two handguns a rifle and an even bigger rifle, a blonde woman with cherry-red highlights had a staffish looking thing strapped to her back, and there was a tan-haired guy with an obnoxiously large wooden hammer. They were all dressed up like ninja, except for the blonde who was dressed up like a priestess.

They were all looking at the closed door expectantly. Like someone was just supposed to up and walk out of it.

Then they heard a muffled moan.

The little group looked at each other.

"Umm, you don't think..." -the blond chick

"I hope not..." -the bernet guy

Another thump came from behind the door.

The black-haired chick put a hand on the doornob and turned to the others, grinning her head off.

"Let's open it." Another moan came out of the closet

"No! You don't know what's in there! There could be-"

THUMP

"Yeah, I'd rather not see what's happening in there." The blonde woman walked off, while keeping a hand over her eyes.

"Yeah, same here. Tell me what was in it later if it isn't anything too-"

"Too late this is more fun!"

She openned up the door, thinking all the bad thoughts you're probably thinking right now.

A bright blue eye looked up at her in confusion. And two silver eyes stared at the bound and gagged blonde guy in shock. A slow smile spread itself across her face, and she slowly closed the door.

"Wow, I was really not expecting that."

"Expecting what?" The tan-haired guy guy had his eyes closed while the chick had openned the door.

"Somebody left tied up some guy and left him in the closet."

"Shouldn't we untie him or something?" The tan-haired guy asked with a quizzacal look on his face.

"Nahhh."

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Deidara; Shh, the chick finally fell asleep...glances at the unconcious lump curled up on the floor

Sasori; She's gonna have to be sedated again when she wakes up though...

Everyone nods, knowing how bad the authoress is normally.

Kisame; (whispers to the audiance) Please leave Mask-chan a review, she really did work hard on this chapter. If you must flame, please leave the caps lock off. You might wake her up.points at Mask

Leader-sama; looks at the author chick's notebook Next chapter looks like it's titled 'Of sleepovers, and crazy games' I can't read any more than that. The girl has lousy handwriting.

Everyone waves goodbye and Deidara mouths 'see ya later'