A/N & Disclaimer: No, the characters aren't mine. At all. I wasn't even around yet when they were created. And don't hurt me for following the trend of BJL. I feel kind of weird, actually liking a popular pairing in a fandom. xD
PARADOX CONFESSIONAL
You know, Lyds, it's funny how people work.
I mean, all the time people say things that they don't mean—hell, sometimes the complete opposite of what they mean. Why? You tell me, Lyds. Maybe they're manipulative—though, granted, manipulation's okay in my book, but not so much like that. Maybe they don't wanna own up to things, maybe they just want attention, maybe they don't want attention…who knows. Like how many times have people had to "translate" guy-speak or girl-speak into English? They say "Go away," but they really mean "Stay with me." And "Get out of my sight" means "You're so beautiful," and "I'm okay" means "Help me," and "I ha.te you" means…well, never mind what it means.
Babes, the point is that it's funny how people work.
Even dead people.
Now, I don't claim to be a guy who wears my heart on my sleeve, literally or otherwise. I mean, that's not me by any stretch of the imagination. But I guess I'm trying to do that too—but at the same time, I'm not. If any other person said what I'm going to, with the same meaning, they'd be doing that opposite thing. But what I'm going to say, I fully mean what I'm saying, but I mean the opposite thing too. I mean…
Well, you'll get it once I say it.
Anyway, this is gonna sound incredibly selfish, but I guess I'm just like that. You know how that is, babes…Lyds…Lydia. Lydia. And it's also gonna sound really insulting, and anyone else who told you this would be in a world of trouble, and…well, you gotta remember this is me we're talking about here.
But I get the feeling that you'll know exactly what I mean when I tell you this:
Lydia Deetz…drop dead.