Warnings: Mpreg and Sasuke moodiness.

Rating: M

Sasuke couldn't help but to glare at his blond lover, rubbing his growing belly as the little "Parasite", as its "mother" called it affectionately, kicked and moved. He grumbled, still shooting deathly vibes from his pupils. Or so he'd like to think.

"Fuck. You." He said openly, as he had many times in the past seven months. The baby still squirmed comfortably in Sasuke's girth. Sometimes he would talk to it, because he did love the Parasite, though he or she was very unexpected so I was used to Sasuke's usual rants. Naruto just smiled and ate his ramen, standing in the wooden doorway. "Heh. I couldn't. I would hurt you both." He smiled, teasingly and Sasuke had the right mind to stand.

If he could, anyway.

Instead he gave a "Hn." and looked away, wincing at the collision of fetus-foot and Sasuke-bladder. Great. Now he had to pee.

Naruto just chuckled and set his ramen down on their dresser and sat on the bed near Sasuke. "Oi, oi, Sasuke-chan-"

Naruto could barely finish his sentence when a hand went to his collar and their faces were inches apart by Sasuke's will.

"YOU DID THIS TO ME."

He seriously hoped that he would send a certain hatred into Naruto's heart by the glare. Instead, he smiled.

"You're so cute, Sasuke~" Naruto said, holding Sasuke's shoulder's and kissing him softly.

For a second, Sasuke froze and, though he was still perversely pissed, kissed back and kissed him back when his boyfriend opened his mouth. He groaned from pleasure….and then from the Parasite kicking his bladder again.

Naruto continued to kiss Sasuke, rubbing his tongue against his, and rub the bumps the thing made. It calmed immediately. Sasuke thanked him by tangling his fingers in the already messy hair.

When Naruto pulled away and Sasuke showed a visible blush. It was light, but there.

"You love me."

"Fuck you."

~Owari

Author's Note: So, I got this off of a fan art on dA and I had to make a copy of my thoughts~ Sorry it was short and odd but I love this one! Please review, for they give me happy inspiration to write more~!