Kate and Loma Ruin Fanfiction for Everyone: The Movie

His beautiful fluffy cinnamon roll hair glistened in the moonlight, and that's when I knew, He was the pitcher for me.

NOOOOOOO! We are not writing that kind of mushy fanfiction.

What? but Abemiha 4 Life? !

Y U Btraying me Kate, I thought we were friends….

True. But we can't write a fanfiction for that show. I've only seen like 2 episodes!

Well then watch more episodes! what do you think we should write about then? Highschool Story?

(Note the sarcasm)

Aren't we doing "Kate and Loma go to Camp Half-Blood and fuck up everyone's shit"?

Oh yeah thats right

Screw grammar. Nobody likes you anyway

...

I like grammar.

Yeah well no one likes you either, Kate.

Don't you like me…. *tears*

:P Jk

Yeah I do, I'm srry * wiggles eyebrows apologetically*

How do you even wiggle your eyebrows apologetically?

Thats what they call the magic of Disney, Kate

dont's question it. Now are we gonna write this or naw?

Fine. But I would like to take this moment to point out that we are in fact, not living in a Disney movie.

Don't ruin it for me Kate!1!1!1!11!

gosh!

I live to ruin things for you. Now let's START THE FAN FICTION!

*announcer voice*

And now, presenting…

A Polaski-Ash collaborative project….

Kate and loma go to camp half-blood and fuk up everyone's Shit

: the movie :