Men Are All In Love with Her

A/N: This would be stupid thoughts by all the men in SDK about Shiina Yuya-san! SDK is not mine but I'd like to tell you guys that I married Hotaru already, hehe.

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Akira

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There she goes again, talking with Kyo-san without any fear. Even if I'm blind, I could feel how safe her aura is when she's with him. It's not that I'm jealous but… why am I bothered when I know that she feels safer around Kyo than around me? Nah… I'm not bothered.

Or am I?

"Akira-san… do you know where Kyo hid my wallet?" came her sweet innocent voice. I was shocked; I couldn't feel her presence when she neared me. Am I losing my senses that I acquired through all that hard work? Through blinding myself! NO!

I shook my head and stepped away from her. "No, I don't Yuya-san. I think you should be nicer when you ask him, he might-" and she cut me off.

"NICER! Like I haven't TRIED THAT before!" she stormed away, stomping her feet and I could hear her shouting at Kyo who I think was dodging everything she threw at him, her questions, her fists…

I sighed. Yuya-san… why did I fall for you?

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Akari

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"Akari-san, I think you should stop trying to injure Kyo on the face… that'll leave a scar. I know that Okuni-san would hate that…" came lil' Yuya's advice.

"Really? Or is it you who's afraid of that?" I stopped when she blushed. "You like Kyo, DON'T YOU!" I continued, wanting to get a hot secret.

She shook her head furiously. "N-NO! Never! Akari-san, stop being like Okuni-san, I DON'T LIKE KYO!"

"Well, you should prove that… here he comes now…" I pointed to Kyo who was behind her, readying to join in the fun of teasing.

She turned to face Kyo. "Oh, K-Kyo… how are you? Are you FINE?" she asked through gritted teeth.

Kyo tilted his head. "Oh, me? Why do YOU care?" Good shot, Kyo-san!

She gulped. Her palms were sweating. She was getting pale. "Well, it's not me, I don't care, no… wait… I don't know… Akari-san?"

I fled before she could ask for my assistance. I was giggling like crazy when I left. Kyo liked the idea of me leaving both of them alone. I could hear Yuya's shrieks about Kyo being a pervert.

I'm leaving Kyo-san to you, Yuya-san, good luck!

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Bontenmaru

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Yuya-chan… you should tell Kyo about your true feelings. Ask him to stop drinking… take control of his life. Make him happy. Just like what Muramasa asked you to do. Well… Kyo never listens, does he? Neither do you I guess…

"KYO! YOU IGNORANT PIG! PERVERTED ALIGATOR! MAN ON A STICK! I WILL KILL YOU-" came her yell.

Man… she does know how to annoy someone! But, I see that ol' Kyo doesn't mind at all. I can see that he loves her so much but it's more of… a lot like love but it's not actually love…

"Yuya-chan… Kyo likes it when you play rough, right Kyo?" Yuya-chan's eyes flared at me, I dodged all her bullets but I have to use my fists for some strays.

"Bon-san, please stop! Don't make me pissed than I already am!" she shot Kyo a glare. "And you, Mr. Pervert, give me my money back after all of this ends!" she then stormed off.

Man… Muramasa, you sure you're right?

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Benitora

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I jumped at her, wanting to hug her, kiss her and stuffs but I know that Kyo-han doesn't approve of that lovey-dovey stuff done to my precious Yuya-han even though it's by me… I know in a way that Kyo-han cares for her but he never shows it. Everyone's betting on how far he'll go to show her that she means a lot to him.

I bet just until she freaks out about the groping in front of people.

"How far would he go, Tora-san?" Yukimura nudged me. I shrugged.

3-2-1…

"ARGH! DAMN YOU, KYO!" a slap was stopped midway.

"What? Can't I confirm how big you are now? Everyone wants to know… including Hotaru…" Kyo-han told her casually. He looked at us, the spectators. "Not much, she needs more time."

She held her ground protectively. "I DO NOT! And you guys can all go to hell!" she pointed an accusing finger towards all of us and she stormed off.

Yuya-han… I love you.

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Yukimura

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Something was not right on that day. Yuya-san was too quiet for our liking. Maybe it was that time of the month? I had to know.

"Yuya-san, how are you today?" I sat next to her, far enough for Kyo to not kill me. "You look so depressed."

She looked at me surprised. She blushed. "Oh, no… nothing actually but…" she blushed more furiously; Kyo was looking at her I assume. She leaned into me, whispering something. "I… I had a dream… about… Kyo…"

I smiled. "Oh, what dream?"

She blushed even redder than before. "Um… I think you know…"

I shook my head slowly. "No, I don't…" my smile widened.

"Well, um… I… I dreamt that… I... I married… HIM!"

I burst out laughing. "Only THAT! Yuya-san… I thought that you dreamt about you and Kyo sleeping together!" my mouth was shut tightly by her petite hands. "Muhuff?"

"Well… that too…" she mumbled through gritted teeth.

"Woman, what the hell are you doing to him?" Kyo-san saved me from suffocating, thank goodness! I was turning purple… but that wouldn't be so bad, I like the color purple.

"Kyo!" she backed away, squirming. "Uh… what do you want…?" she looked at him, defiantly of course. I held back a chuckle.

"Woman, go and fetch some sake for me. Go now."

"Why you-" and another game of dodge occurred. Yuya-san missed a lot. And Kyo… he took the liberty to touch her. I envy him in a way… having control over a woman like her. Wait, girl.

Yuya-san, you remind me of Mizuki

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Sasuke

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Nee-chan… she's such a weird girl… she can be bubbly but sometimes, she can also be… quite… dull. Yesterday, she asked me whether or not I liked snow. I mean… what's up with THAT!

"Well, do you?" she asked. I nodded.

"I like snow… when it's not too snowy."

"What do you mean? Are you trying to say that the snow can bury you up? Or… wait, Sasuke-kun, snow's good for your stealth! You can sneak up on anyone! Especially Kyo!" she suggested. I only smirked. "You know? I love snow… nii-sama always played with me, when he had the time, I mean, he was such a busy person…"

"You love snow because of that? Is that the only reason?" I asked her, a little curious. My eyes focused on hers.

She giggled at my reaction. "Okay, my real reason… it is because… I like Sasuke-kun!" my mouth gaped open. "Alright! The real reason is… snow represents new life and I want a new life… I want to be a flower that will bloom after winter, smiling because of spring… because of him…"

"Because of who?"

She flicked me on the forehead. "That's non of your business, Sasuke-kun… well, I have to make something for Kyo before he orders me around again! Well, see you later, Sasuke-kun!" she got up from the porch and hopped away literally.

Nee-san… I hope you'll be happy

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Hotaru

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It's funny… wait, what's funny? Oh yeah, that woman Kyo likes… she's a weirdly happy girl… I don't know why but I like her smile. I think Kyo does too. And I want to find out why…

"Hey, you…Kyo's woman…" I waved at her. She was mad, I don't know why though…

She stomped towards me, face in rage. "What did you say, Hotaru-san!"

"Why do you smile?"

"Why I smile? It's because I'm happy, that's the reason why we all smile, right?"

I shook my head. "I smile because I feel strange… what's being happy about?"

She thought for a while. "Uh… well, happy is…" she brought her small hands to her chest and continued, "Happy is a feeling you feel when your heart feels… feels strange, like something… um, strange as in… your heart might skip a beat or… you feel so… safe and secure and… just plain cheerful."

She then smiled at me, her eyes sparkling as she did so. I couldn't help but smile back…

"See, Hotaru-san? You'll feel happy when someone smiles at you."

You mean… Kyo's happy when you smile at him?

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Kyoshiro

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Yuya-san is a pitiful girl because of my actions… if I were to redo what I did; I'd stop all events that might lead to her being sad. I know Kyo is trying to make up for what I did by… he knows what I did. Kyo was not a cruel man to begin with, I made him like that. He was a gentle soul with a rough exterior, far rougher than anyone could imagine… I was the cruel one. Yuya-san will always show her emotions when she's with him.

When she smiles, it was for Kyo.

When she cries, it was for Kyo.

When she shouts, it was for Kyo.

When she is hurt, it was for Kyo.

It was always for him. I understand why.

Yuya-san might care for us both but I know, her heart is only for Kyo. Her big heart is half-filled by Kyo and half-filled by her friends. Kyo is special to her. And that is why I can't kill Kyo.

I won't kill Kyo for the sake of you, Yuya-san.

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A/N: where's Kyo you ask? Oh, he'll be coming soon or he'll kill me. Oh, the only ones who attended my marriage with Hotaru were the SDK gang. My friends were pissed. R&R! love you peeps! Note this, Kyo is the longest.