John stared up at Dave, trust in his eyes. "I'm only doing this for you" he said, looking a little nervous. Dave tried to calm him down. "Don't worry dude I'm right here if you need me to slow down or stop; I think we're at the perfect point in our relationship for this, plus it'll be fun trust me" That was one thing John couldn't deny. He trusted Dave with all his heart. "o-okay" he hesitated "but what if dad-" "we'll get it cleaned up before he gets back" Dave was obviously getting annoyed with it, so John decided he wasn't going to stall anymore. Besides, he wanted this. At least he thought he did. He was just beginning to have second thoughts when Dave slammed his entire liter of Pepsi onto John's kitchen table, not before shaking the carbonated drink up a little of course. John took a deep breath before opening the Pepsi and pouring his entire pint of Coke into it, the mixture fizzing and beginning to pour over the edge as Dave screamed "more! more! please!" John did so, grabbing another pint of Coke and pouring it, it instantly overflowing the bottle. They continued this until their fun was cut short because Dave had only bought a six pack of Coke. By this point they were both on the floor panting and some of the mixture was still dripping from John's lip as he caught his breath. "I'm so glad we could take our totally platonic broship to the next level" Dave managed after about a few minutes of just lying there with John. "bro" "broooooo" "bro" "bro, your dad's gonna be pissed if he finds out we were messing around in his kitchen, we better clean up" John didn't respond. For some reason John seemed more nervous than he did before they started. He finally spoke again. "uh... yeah but first I have to go use the bathroom and take these tissues and cotton balls with me. If it takes a while it's because I have explosive diarrhea" he stood up, cupping his hands over his groin in a totally not suspicious manner. Dave started cleaning while he waited and could hear him moaning from upstairs. Must be some really painful diarrhea. And when he breifly heard his name being shouted from up there he chuckled because hell, he thought about himself a lot while shitting too. He was so happy that two heterosexual bros could do this sort of shit and have things not be too awkward afterwards.
please don't take this seriously holy shit
also if you were going to ask I do ship this and I don't actually think Dave is this oblivious and stupid