I was inspired by a conversation I was having with myself. Don't even ask XD
Misinterpreted Words
"Are you sure you're happy with it?" Lucy asked for the third time, tugging the new hoodie Natsu was wearing. It was similar to his vest, being black with two orange stripes running down the sleeves and the Fairy Tail insignia was printed in red on the back. She had brought it for him because she was fed up with him never wearing anything more than a vest and baggy trousers when going to places that where -10 degrees or less, even knowing how hot he is, she simply couldn't stop herself from worrying.
"I'm sure I'm happy with it," Natsu replied with a grin, he reached out and ruffled her hair affectionately.
"But… I don't want to force you to wearing anything you wouldn't usually wear…" the blonde trailed off.
"Luce, seriously, I'm happy with it," the pink haired man responded, grin falling a bit. Her fussing was starting to irritate him.
"But-"
"LUCY!" he yelled, gaining a few stares. "For Mavis' sake, yes, I'm fucking happy." This drew the attention of everyone in the guild, everyone frozen in what they were doing.
"You're what?" Macao spluttered, choking on his beer, a matching look of shock on Wakaba's face.
"That's our child!" Lisanna wailed; distress clear on her face.
"I SHIP IT!" her older sister, Mira, cried as she threw her hands into the air with a giddy grin.
"I knew you were a disgusting pervert with a dragon fetish, but I never knew your bestiality was this bad," Gray snorted, a disturbed expression adorning his features.
"What did you say?" Natsu growled, whipping his head around to face Gray.
Meanwhile Happy was in tears as he flew over to Carla, absolutely distraught, and repeatedly told her that nothing had ever happened with his best friend.