A/N Oh my goosh! Another story? Yes. I started writing this one waaaaay before I came up with the Canada song. Boredom, boredom and more boredom. Well people, let's get started…

Oh wait, I forgot the disclaimer. Anyway, as much as I want Edward and Tamaki to be mine, they both belong to Hatori Bisco and Hiromu Arakawa.

Red Rose Alchemist

It was a normal day in Central, Amestris. The sun was shining, the birds were singing and Edward Eric was stomping through Central Headquarters accompanied with a with a gigantic suit of armour. He stopped at colonel Mustang's door and kicked it open with his automail leg, just to fill the quiet hallways with a loud BANG! Ed stormed into the office with an angry look on his face.

"Oh hello there, Fullmetal" the raven haired soldier spoke. I couldn't see you past my paperwork because you're so tiny and all".

A dark aura surrounded Edward. "Okay, bastard; did I come all the way here so you can make fun of my height?" Roy was totally used to Ed's short rants, but decided to stop before Ed could destroy his office.

"Anyway, I have a new mission for you". He started to give Ed a pile of papers, but was stopped.

" Why don't you read the damn thing, Lazybones?"

"Maybe if you asked nicely, maybe I would read it"

"Why would I ask something from a bastard like you?"

Their fight went on until Al told them to stop fighting and get it over with. Roy took a quick look at the pile of papers and gave it to Ed.

"First of all, I want you to actually do this mission correctly. I hope I don't have to pay for the damages caused by you, and make sure you don't end up almost killing somebody"

Ed shrugged. "Well, that bastard was asking for it"

Mustang sighed. "That doesn't mean you beat the man up so badly he almost died! Well, your mission now is in a foreign country called Japan. There's an alchemist running rampant and killing innocent people. He targets people whose age go from twelve to nineteen years old. You will be going undercover as a student attending Ouran Academy, a school for children coming from rich families.

"Can Al come along?" Ed asked

" You see, Ed, automail and alchemy are not very popular in Japan right now. It would be very bizarre to see a small child walking around with a suit of armour. Al would sit this one out".

Ed tried to hide his rage, but Mustang was right. It would be weird seeing a highschooler talking with a suit of armour. Although no one could see Al's facial expression, you could tell he was sad about not being with his brother.

"I'll miss you, brother"

"Don't worry, Al. I'll make sure to bring some souvenirs" assured Ed, which made Al happy again and respond with a little "yay!"

"Oh, and one more thing" Mustang said, interrupting the Elrics' happy time. "You are not to tell anyone about this mission". Ed looked down to the floor and nodded.

Then, he turned to his commanding officer.

"Okay, so when do I start?"

MINI OUTTAKES

Mustang- Oh hey Fullmetal, couldn't see you past my paperwork because you're so tiny and all

*hold up three pieces of paper*

Ed- ….

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ed- Don't worry Al, I promise I'll bring you souvenirs

Al- Really?

Ed- No! I won't bring you anything!

Al- L

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Hi guys! It's me again. I know it's only been a few days since I published my other fanfic, but I want to get this done and over with because I know school will come and eat me. Anyway, I'm sorry if this fanfic doesn't start off well, but I promise that the coming chapters will be so much better.

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Galaxia