Disclaimer: I unfortunately, do not own the Organization, or KH….if I did, ALL THE BISHIES WOULD HAVE A PARTY IN MY POOL……hehehe

Summery: Someone in the Orgnization has tampered with Saïx's coffee 'gasp' but what exactly will it do to him, and to he others of the Organization?

The title of this chapter is actually the name of the first episode of Invader Zim. Go Zim!

The Nightmare Begins

It was a normal morning in the Castle of Organization XIII. Everyone was like the living dead- no wait, they're technically already dead, Lets say that everyone looked like they belonged in a bad horror movie from the 1960's, until they had, had at least two cups of coffee and an hour of sitting around in the kitchen/dining room, doing nothing, but starring into space.

But on this particular day, one loan member, snuck into the kitchen and slipped something into Saïx's coffee while his back was turned. And since everyone else was already in the dining room, nobody saw. He would soon find out the pain and suffering that, that Organization member had just brought upon the Castle.

Saïx turned back around, after putting more coffee grinds into the machine, it was the job of who ever got up second to last., and went to take a seat at the table. His coffee already in hand.

Everyone but Xemnas was awake and seated at the table. Xemnas always slept in until 11. It was one of the many stupid rules that he enforced. Everyone but him was to wake up at 7:30. It was 8 o clock at this particular moment.

The blue haired Nobody took a seat between Luxord and Vexen. Sometimes, he felt that those two were the only sane ones in the Organization besides him.

Nobody paid him any attention. Which was normal, none of minds were really awake at the moment. Axel's head slipped out of his hand and made a loud 'wham' noise on the table. "Ah! I'm up, I'm up!" he looked around and noticed that Xemnas was not in the area and groaned. "I cant go on like this." Roxas frowned and rubbed his back.

"Stop complaining." Saïx grumbled, starring into his coffee mug. His coffee has an odd blue tint to it, but he just assumed that it was the reflection from his hair.

"Your not complaining because your Xemnas's little sex kitten!" Axel shouted. It caused a few of the members to look up, others looked like they had fallen back asleep.

"What! I am not with Xemnas! Your probably just complaining cause your little key-slut told you to!" Saïx yelled. Roxas frowned again.

"You shouldn't be talking about Roxas like that!" Axel threatened. Saïx didn't bother to retaliate, he just flipped the bird. Luxord nodded, probably annoyed with the noise. Saïx muttered something under his breath, and lifted the mug up to his mouth. Making sure it was cool enough to drink, he sipped it, and then began to take in large gulps.

His eyes grew wide, and he doubled over coughing.

Axel smirked. "Serves you right!"

Snarling Saïx yelled in between coughs. "You did this you---bastard!" He continued to cough.

"Are you ok?" Demyx asked. Looking up. He had been asleep, but when Saïx began to cough he woke up.

"Does it look like it?" Vexen said, suddenly looking wide awake as Saïx toppled out of his chair, gasping for air between fits of coughing.

"Oh maybe one of my herbal plants could help…." Marluxia's voice drifted off when Zexion smacked him in the back of the head.

"Your damn plants aren't going to help!" Marluxia pouted.

Lexaeus and Larxene were still asleep at the table. Everyone was crowded around Saïx. Demyx crouched down next to Saïx, who was convulsing. " Hey Saïx come on, stop joking around." Demyx said, poking him in the forehead.

"You idiot! When does Saïx joke?" Xigbar yelled. Demyx made an 'o' with his mouth. Instead Demyx settled for rubbing his back.

Saïx took a deep breath. Knowing from somewhere that it was supposed to help somehow, and it did. He stopped coughed, and laid back on the floor. "Better?" Xaldin asked. Saïx closed his eyes to help them stop watering. He heard a mental 'snap' and jolted up into a sitting position, causing Demyx to fall back onto his butt.

"Saïx, what happened?" Roxas asked. Still sitting on the floor, Saïx spun around to look at who had asked him the question. His eyes were wide open, ands had changed to a bright blue color. His eye4s shifted over the group. He suddenly grinned. The smile stretched across his face, making it look eerie, with his pointed teeth showing more than usual.

"Wooh!" Axel jumped back. Him and Roxas shared a look. Vexen looked at Saïx closely.

"He's been drugged." he said simply.

"You can tell by just looking at him?" Xaldin asked. Vexen nodded.

"His pupils are dilated, and they have changed to a different color, and if you haven't noticed he has a huge smile on his face." he explained.

"Ok, Xaldin and Lexaeus- wait where is he?" Xigbar asked, as he began to give orders. It was always like that, ever since Saïx joined. If Xemnas and Saïx were not able to give orders, then he was.

"There." Zexion pointed to the two sleeping figured. Larxene and Lexaeus were holding each other in their sleep.

"Ok then, uh, Xaldin and Luxord. You two take Saïx to his room and guard him, until Vexen can make an antidote. We don't know what this will do to Saïx but we must take precautions." Xigbar said in a commanding tone. Xaldin and Luxord nodded and walked casually over to Saïx, who was still smiling.

"Nuuuu!" Saïx laughed and jumped backwards onto the table. "You cant get me!" He stuck his tongue out and blew a raspberry.

"Eww, Saïx get your ass down here!" Luxord yelled. Larxene and Lexaeus finally woke from the pounding on the table. They scrambled away from each other and looked up to see Saïx dancing like Demyx on pot, on the table.

"What the hell happened here?" Lexaeus asked. Watching Luxord, Xaldin and Xigbar attempting to get Saïx down.

"He's been drugged! Help us get him down." Zexion explained quickly.

Saïx looked around, and saw that he had no way of getting out since the entire Organization minus Xemnas were trying to get him. He giggled. "NUUU! I wont let you touch me! Mwahahahahahah!" He laughed evilly…sort of… and jumped up and grabbed the chandelier hanging from the ceiling.

"How the hell…?" Marluxia started. Axel and Roxas backed away from the table.

"I'm scared." Roxas said clinging to Axel's waist.

"I know baby, I am too." Axel said.

"Hey! Love-y people! Your not helping!" Larxene yelled. Roxas pouted.

"Hey!" Saïx shouted, everyone looked up. "I'll see you later. I wanna go and wake up mister sleepy head!" Saïx said and disappeared into a portal that he had made in the air.

It was utter silence. Axel and Roxas were still clinging to each other, and everyone else was just plain confused.

"Oh shit!" Xigbar yelled, breaking the silence suddenly.

"What?" Demyx asked, still not sure of what to make of all this.

"If he's going to wake up Xemnas….crap!" Xigbar cried out.

"Don't worry, we'll get him." Xaldin said trying to be optimistic for once. They nodded.

"To Mansex's room! Away!" Xigbar yelled and charged off. The other's quickly followed.

Xxxx

Xemnas woke up and stretched. He laid back down on his bed, noticing that it was only 9. The rest of the Organization didn't expect to see him until 11.

He yawned, and looked out the window. It was bright and sunny. It was beautiful. He hated beautiful things. Except for Saïx, but Saïx didn't need to know that. Suddenly a loud laughed filled his room and a black cloaked Organization member dropped from the ceiling landing directly on top of Xemnas.

"Xemmy!" The figure yelled, but it was muffled in the sheets of the bed. Xemnas groaned. It had hurt to have a 180 pound man fall from the ceiling on top of his.

"What?" He mumbled.

Laughing….again. Saïx smiled and straddled Xemnas. "Morning Xemmy!"

Xemnas stared. Yes he had always wanted Saïx in his bed, and to have him straddle him, but, something was off. "Uh…morning." He answered.

"Yay!" Saïx giggled and clapped. He started bouncing up and down, without moving from the position he was in before. Xemnas blushed as his hips continuously hit against Saïx's.

They heard loud yells and stomps coming from the hall. And Saïx stopped bouncing, fortunately for Xemnas.

"Oh no." Saïx whispered. He grabbed Xemnas by the hair and pulled him so close to his face that their noses were almost touching. "The cops are coming. We have to run." he explained.

"Are we playing Good cop, Bad boy?" Xemnas asked smiling wildly. After Saïx had bounced on his bed he couldn't get one certain thing out of him head.

"No silly! The badies are coming for me! We must leave! Come with me if you want to live!" Saïx said, and pulled Xemnas out of bed. He was wearing…nothing.

"Uh Saïx. Can I get dressed first?" he asked.

"No, no time. We must leave now!" Saïx said and pulled Xemnas across the room, when the rest of the Organization entered the room.

Larxene burst into laughter, Marluxia and Zexion turned red. Xemnas tried his best to cover up. And Saïx crouched low to the ground pulling Xemnas with him. "See I told you! The evil ones have come to hurt me!" Saïx burst into tears and pulled Xemnas into a hug.

"Saïx, its ok! We are not going to hurt you!" Vexen said. "Now come on, come with me and we'll get you something…uh…special!"

Saïx pondered for a moment, then his grin came back. Vexen stepped away. "Nude Boy! Save me!" Saïx shouted and pushed Xemnas into Vexen and Demyx. He laughed again, and disappeared.

"Awww damn." Xigbar said.

"Umm, can you guys leave? I need to get dressed." Xemnas asked, nervously. Demyx and Marluxia blushed and left the room with the others. With in the depths of the Castle, they could hear a faint laugh.

A/N-uh….yea….about this…I got bored. Some lines you might recognize from somewhere. I got really bored, and I wanted a humor fic, and I REALLY wanted to make a fic with ONLY the Organization. ….tell me what ya think please! I don't really know about this one…if I get enough reviews, I'll continue, but if I don't get any, I'm just gonna delete this. Soooooooo please review!