AUTHORS NOTES:

As usual, I own nothing Harry Potter related. I wish I owned Fred Weasley, the sexy beast. Anywho, I'm not profiting off of this in any way, and this is in no way, shape or form supposed to be inspired by events in the movie or book series. This is just something I'd have liked to happen.

Reviews are loved, people, but no flames.

WARNINGS:

- swearing

- eventual sex

-AU twist to events from the last book/movie

- lots of fluff.

CHARACTER WARNINGS, PLOT WARNINGS:

(PLOT WARNING)

I've always wanted to give Fred an alternate ending, and I've had this story kicking around in the old noodle now. The plot depends on 2 things, really..

Instead of Fred's death, he's 'saved' at last minute by a wayward spell that not only sends him way the hell out of the war zone, but into the future, to the current year, 2013.. Yeah, talk about your epic fail, right?

The reason for this is simple.. The others can't find him and he can't find them when he eventually does regain his memory (At least the parts that he can't remember, he can remember his whole life UNTIL the night of the battle, that's a blur), until a certain point in the story, ;p

(CHARACTER WARNINGS)

!SexyFred, !WoundedFred, !AmnesiacFred, !AngryFred upon occasion, other character warnings to come

THIS STORY IS FRED CENTRIC. OTHERS WILL BE IN SPORADICALLY AS I SEE FIT. ;p THIS IS HIS HAPPY ENDING, DAMN IT.

I realize the scenario proposed is very very out there and highly illogical. You don't have to tell me. I just wanted to post this and see if anyone might be interested in reading it. Reviews are loved, but no flames, please? I've only recently started uploading the stories I write.

FATE'S LITTLE JOKES

20 year old Fred Weasley fell victim to a wayward spell during the Battle of Hogwarts and when he came to again, he found himself in the apartment of a 20 year old American female named Mariah Monroe, beaten, bruised and bloody. She tells him that she found him on the side of the road, wandering as if he were confused.

Not only that, but somehow, he's leapt from 1998 to the year 2013, with no affects to him age wise which is alone in itself enough to stump the male. Stuck in a strange country, almost 15 years in the future, with no idea how to get home, the last thing he's expecting to do is fall in love, right?

Well obviously Fate didn't get the memo.

When he finally gets a chance to return home, what will happen? What will he make of this 'second chance' this clean slate, as it stands currently?

And when he returns home, what will he be going back to?