Hello there. You may want to know what's happening with my stories - they're being tended to. If anything untoward happens to me, though, the ideas for my stories are up for grabs.

Maybe that's why I'm beginning to catalog my list of story ideas here, as some of you may pick up and continue these where I've left off. Some require little world building; just put character A in character B's situation, problem solved.

Some ideas require a bit more effort than that, though...

...but I've rambled on enough. You wanted story ideas? You got them. However, there are a few stipulations you should follow.

One - no unnecessary bashing. i.e. in "From the Files of ANBU Squad", we'll see a lot of Kakashi bashing, but it's part of the story, because he's supposed to be playing Nordberg. If you're going to bash a character, make it believable and necessary to the plot. No bashing for bashing's sake.

Two - no harems (except if the circumstances call for it - also, read the third stipulation and double the effort you put into it. Also try to include other dynamics for the haremettes to make their characters more interesting).

Three - If you'll do shipping, take the extra effort to make the romance believable. No "OMG I just realized this girl stalks me so I must love her back! *insert citrus here*" scenarios, please.

Four - Try to make the story interesting, even if some of my ideas include characters that can flatten Konoha with a sneeze.

Five - No insta-chummy-Nine-Tailed-Fox. If any, Naruto treating the Fox as a person will be the key to allowing him to use its power. No female-part-of-the-harem-Nine-Tailed-Fox, too, if you're going to try that.

There will be more stipulations and situations here in the future, so do drop by every now and then, okay?


TABLE OF CONTENTS (so far)

Chapter 1 - From the Files of ANBU Squad (Naruto in the style of The Naked Gun)
Challenges: Crossover, Comedy, Slapstick, Improvisation, Replacement
Chapter 2 - Viceroy of the West (Ragnarok Online crossover)
Challenges: Exile, Different Abilities, New World, Exploration, Politics, Subverting The Usual Cliche'd Crap, Naruto as an RO-verse Ninja
Chapter 3 - With Hard Work and Guts (Aim For the Top! 2 crossover)
Challenges: Unexpected Relatives, Ridiculously Overpowered Character, Rinnegan, Hard Work and Guts, Friendship, Family
Chapter 4 - The Orange Genin of Legend (Breath of Fire (3) crossover)
Challenges: Team 7, Totally Different Naruto, Ridiculously Overpowered Protagonist, Crossover with Dragon Blade Chronicles, Scared Shitless Nine-Tails
Chapter 5 - Another Calling (Bleach crossover)
Challenges: Post-series, Reunions, Making Badasses Job At Least Once, Detailed Worldbuilding, Ending Hatred, Ridiculously Overpowered Naruto
Chapter 6 - From One Mess To Another (Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru crossover)
Challenges: Realistic Harem, Culture Shock, Inventive Uses of Kage Bunshin, Mediating Gender Issues, Ending Hatred
Chapter 7 - Naruto's Magnificent Seven (Yu-Gi-Oh! crossover)
Challenges: Not-Quite-A-Samurai Naruto, Politics, Bushido, Swordsmanship, SCIENCE!, Shien Being A Badass
Chapter 8 - Another Calling 2
Challenges: Even More Ridiculously Overpowered Character, Another Crossover
Chapter 9 - Viceroy of the West 2
Challenges: More Overpowered Cast Members
Chapter 10 - Spy Boy (Deus Ex: HR crossover)
Challenges: Worldbuilding, fusion, I wear my sunglasses at night~, one-hit takedowns, Naruto being a badass like Adam freaking Jensen