Big Macintosh shares his recipe for Apple Cider balls with us. This is yet another song rip off. This was from South Park's black chef's 'Chocolate Salty balls' Enjoy.

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon, and two or three egg whites.

A half a stick of butter. Melted. Stick it all in a bowl baby.

Stir it with a wooden spoon. Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown.

If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my apple cider balls. Stick em in your mouth, and suck em!

Suck on my apple cider balls, they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.

So suck on my balls!

One cup of fresh apple cider, and a half a cup of brandy.

You throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of salt.

Grease up the cookie sheet. Cause I hate when my balls stick

.Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.

If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my apple cider balls. Put em in your mouth, and suck em!

Suck on my apple cider balls, there packed full of goodness, high in fiber.

Suck on my balls!

[sniff, sniff, sniff]Hey, wait a 's that smell. Smell like something burning.

Well that don't confront me none. Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.

Baby you better get back in the kitchen. Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.

Oh man baby, baby!You just burned my balls! Help me, my balls on fire?

baby my balls are burning! Give me some water!

Pour some water on me! My balls are burning oh my goodness,

I'm blow'n I'm blow'n do somethin

Oooo Suck on my apple cider em in your mouth, and suck em!They'r on fire baby!

Suck on my apple cider balls, put em out baby, blowohh

Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my, red hot, apple cider balls

come on baby woo, woo suck on my balls.[blow blow]

Yeah. I should probably be on strong medication. Now, if you will excuse me, I'm gonna go suck on Big Macintosh's apple cider balls.