A REALLY Short and stupid thing I came up with after watching the FBTv theme songs. Kyo's theme was "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit and I got to thinking…and well, this is what happens when I don't work on my IB world paper (due Monday…hahahahahahahahaha oy vey).
Disclaimer: don't own Fruits basket
KYO BEATS UP LITTLE GIRLS
Kyo hadn't been at Kaibara High for more than an hour before he'd really begun to loathe the place. The stupid school was crawling with girls who all wanted to hug him. Just because he was related to that stupid Yuki. Damn, he really hated Yuki.
He'd already yelled at a group of students for asking details about his personal life and was making his way out of the classroom when a girl grabbed him from behind. "Come on, let's go talk somewhere! I want to hear all about your personal life!" she squealed in a high-pitched whine.
"NO! HELL NO!" Kyo screamed as he wrenched his arm away from her grasp and pinned her down on the floor, twisting her arm behind her back. "I'm not going anywhere with you, and don't touch me!"
"Why you little shit!" the girl screeched as she broke free of his hold. "Don't you ever talk like that to me again! I've never been so insulted in all my life!" She proceeded to beat the shit out of Kyo, punching him, kicking him, throwing him into walls and flinging him around in circles as though she were a little girl playing too roughly with a housecat. She concluded by throwing him out of the second story window, where he landed in a pile of glass but took off running all the same, just in case she wasn't through.
The rest of the class stared at her in silence as she continued on as though nothing had happened. Finally one of them spoke up, "Kyo gets his ass kicked really easily, doesn't he?"
"Yeah…" Yuki said wistfully, fond memories of victories filling his mind.
FIN
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