O.K., so I've made another fan fiction like this, but I enjoy it! I really like The Legend of Zelda series, so I thought that this would be fun! Anyway, the one that I would like to annoy first is... Link!
-Link-
The Hero
1. Replace his hat with a Santa Claus hat.
2. Call his tunic a dress.
3. Call him blondie.
4. Constantly remind him that he can't talk on the Zelda games.
5. Paint a smiley face on his sheild.
6. Replace his Master Sword with the Kokiri Sword.
7. Call his white outfit under his tunic tights.
8. Keep asking him if he's sure he's a Kokiri.
9. When he's wearing his goron mask, if he's anywhere near Epona, immitate Tatl, telling him not to get on her, because he'll squash the poor thing!
10. When he wears the Gerudo mask, exclaim, "Aw... What a cute little girl!"
-Suggested by BlueEyed Twilight Wolf-
11. Say this to get him mad: "You know Link everytime you TRY and show off your fighting skills it makes you look like you fight like a girl.
Thanks, BlueEyed Twilight Wolf! Well, that's all I can think of for now. If anyone else has any suggestions for annoying Link, or any other Zelda character that I might have a chapter of, I would appreciate it!
Next, is... Princess Zelda!