A/n: Now, don't get me wrong, i hate fics with a darker mood and all, but this idea's been bugging me for way too long. While I understand the aversion to reading fics with a negative plot and/or sad ending, I will put up with writing this fic because 1. the idea won't leave me alone and 2. i'm the writer, and i will be in control and can make sure my characters will survive. Or something along those lines. If anyone has a better title for this fic, suggest it to me in a review and I'll think about using it. Now, on to the story!

Disclaimer: If I did own DB/Z/GT, this story wouldn't be here. No, you'd all be forced to watch it on television, MO HA HA HA! Uh, just don't sue me.

Gohan sat on top of the cliff, wondering what to do. I'm only four, thought Gohan, why do I have to train and save the world? Why am I up so late? And why is that net from that helicopter coming towards me? Wait, there's a helicopter capturing me! Piccolo! Why didn't you tell me this was going to happen?

Meanwhile, Piccolo was meditating atop Mt Everest. It was then that Piccolo sensed a certain four-year-old child's energy spike. Oh boy, thought Piccolo, what did the boy do now? Piccolo sighed. Looks like I'll have to go and see what's going on.

Gohan saw the helicopter and the net coming and tried jumping out of the way. However, he wasn't looking where he was going and fell off the cliff. Into another helicopter. The last thing Gohan saw before hitting his head and blacking out was the words ST DENNICE FOR THE HOMELESS, FAMILYLESS, AND HOPELESS.

A/n: This is the just the beginning. I have a better outline of what's to happen in this fic then "school" maybe because "school" doesn't have too detailed of a plot. lol, please review, as it will help me decide on which to pay more attention to. T0B0W OVER AND OUT!