Nice backside.

Exquisite, long-fingered hands.

Hair in constant need of cutting.

Intense grey-green eyes capable of warm laughter and cold cruel justice.

Overfull upper lip just begging to be kissed.

A brilliant mind.

A courageous soul.

A pair of achingly lonely hearts.

The body of a god concealed beneath the clothing of a dork.

A sexy, sensual creature concealed beneath buffoonery, and bluster, and cleverness, and cheer.

A penchant for accessories which are neither cool nor practical, but which you claim are both.

What am I going to do with you, sweetie? What am I going to do with you?