Authors note: heyy guys I am writing my new parody. So some weird things are going to happen, so before you start reading remember two things… ! 2. be sure to check out cubanagurls stories, we sort of work together. ENJOY J

Dadada dadada wedding bells ring, dracy and anna are about to become newly weds

Dwerger :( since they can't have a priest) Do you Anastasia Valerious take Count Vladislaus Dragulia be lawfully wedded husband?

Anna: Well what do you think, im sitting here waiting to get my blood sucked out of me by this guy sitting right in front of me waiting to answer the same question?

Man: and you Count Vladislaus Dragulia take Anastasia Valerious be lawfully wedded wife?

Dracula: I do, with all what's supposed to be my heart.

Man: By power invested me by village of vaseria, I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now bite bride.

Dracula: Audience, you might want to look away this could get messy…

(Audience covers their heads with brown paper bag)

Dracula: Thank you *turns to Anna* you ready?

Anna: *looks nervous* oh boy

Dracula: Don't worry this will just hurt a pinch

(Bites anna)

Anna: Ugg you know you took too much

Dracula: Yes I did you tasted so sweet. Well let's go on our honeymoon

(At the honeymoon suite at the beach)

Anna: Ugg I am so tired

Dracula: Get some sleep you are probably exhausted

( after the honeymoon 2 years later)

(In the morning)

Anna: Dracula, where are you *turns on TV*

News lady: Here we have count Dracula and lady gaga after their first concert, lady gaga how do you think it went

Lady gaga: Well I could not have done it without my new lead singer, Dracula

Dracula: Please gaga, call me vlad, and thank you I also think the show went great. Hey if my new wife anna is awake right now hi honey I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOU I know you might be in shock right now but I'll explain more when I get home. And do not tell anyone our address I repeat do not tell anyone we live on 555 main street, Transylvania, oops

Fan girls: everyone let's go! Ahhhhhhh

Anna: I better get out of here now!

Carl: Oh anna I heard you got married oh happy news! When are you going to divorce him?

Anna: Maybe soon, now he has a thing with lady gaga

Dracula: I do not!

Anna: Where did you come from?

Dracula: Well i… wait why is Carl here?

Anna: Um I think I am expecting.

Dracula: Carl you do not have the right t… wait what

Anna: Im Prego.

Dracula: Oh no uh uh when are you due

Anna: In 2 months

Dracula: Oh thank god Owwww anyway is it a boy or a girl

Anna: A girl.

Dracula: Darn it, now who will I teach to tap-dance

Carl: Mee!

Anna: You tap dance *hears knock on door*

Dracula: No anna do… *fan girls charge in*

Carl: RUUUUNNNNNN *fan girls stop and go silent*

Fan girl: Ewww Carl here let's go. * grabs Dracula and leaves*

Anna: DRACULA! Oh no the baby

Carl: What's happening?

Anna: I delivering the baby you IDIOT!

Carl: Oooo Prego lady mood swings

Anna: TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!

Carl: Um but won't they try to destroy you?

Anna: Why

Carl: Vampire

Anna: JUST TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!

To Be Continued

So what do you think of the first chappie i know it's not that good but i had a serious case of writer's block, you are welcome to review more ideas