Notes: Hiya! This is StandingOnTheRooftops and DaughterSkyVanny here with a co-written neko-fic! Hope you enjoy! PS... we don't own GW, but we do own certain OCs that shall remain nameless for now!

Warnings: Um... OC's... what you might call blatant Mary Sue's, Parody, Humor, Sap, Fluff, Angst, NEKOs, Het, Yaoi, THREESOME and lots of other things that we're too lazy to write down right now so.... please read and review!

That's Something That Doesn't Happen Everyday

Chapter One

Behind Locked Doors

"I can't believe this, man," Duo said, annoyed, as the five former Gundam pilots walked around the lab, wary of what they saw.

"Why not?" Wufei questioned. "We'd only assumed they'd died. Those old buggers were crafty. It stands to reason they'd probably have holed up someplace like this and tinker to their hearts content."

"Their wrinkled, withered, black heart," Duo muttered.

"Would you two stop bickering?" Quatre demanded. "I don't like this place," he continued in a mutter, eyeing the dark place around him. Computers abounded, vials of different chemicals, beakers here and there. Stacks and stacks of papers, a chalkboard or two with incoherent drabbling on them.

"Quatre..."

The blond turned at the sound of his lover calling his name. Trowa stood next to a door, turning the knob only to find it was locked.

Duo glanced that way, too. "How much you wanna bet there's something highly un-moral and illegal on the other side of that door?" he asked as he, Heero, and Wufei left what they were perusing and went with Quatre to join Trowa at the door.

They'd been quite shocked when Une had informed them they'd found the Doctor's hideout... and the dead doctors. They'd all expired from natural causes, apparently, and it was by sheer accident that a Preventer's patrol had stumbled upon the hollow asteroid... and thus, it was that they were here now. So far they'd found little that looked interesting... none of them being able to understand the babble they'd found. They wouldn't know until they could unlock the computers back at HQ if there was something important on them. But each former pilot was willing to bet that something shady, immoral and probably illegal was hidden somewhere in this laboratory.

"...probably a bathroom, or a closet," Wufei muttered traitoriously as Duo tinkered a moment, then pushed the door open as if it had never been locked.

Trowa was the first to step through... and by his sharp intake of breath... Duo was probably right.

Quatre slipped around his taller companion, and stopped dead in his tracks as his eyes ran over what the scene before him. A wide floor to ceiling cylinder, almost looking like an aquarium, stood in the center of a fairly large room. A few computers were here and there, and something that looked like a control panel was attached to the consol at the base of the aquarium-thing. It was completely filled with some substance that looked greener than true water, and looked a bit thicker.

Duo pushed his way forward, and stopped as well, not even bothering when Wufei cursed at him and pushed him to the side as the Chinese pilot, then Heero, came into the room.

It wasn't quite the aquarium-thing that stopped them all in their tracks. It was what was *in* it.

The room was dark, the only illumination coming from a light in/under the cylinder, casing an eerie glow to the three figures curled inside in fetal positions. Three figures, each a bit different in size, but clearly, from shape... they were human.

"Oh, Nataku..." Wufei breathed. "What *have* they done?"

Duo blinked out of his trance, walking forward and circling the cylinder. Heero, at a computer, turned on the lights to the room, and Duo gasped again as he noticed the thin wires and tubes attaching themselves to the forms. His wide, round violet orbs took in the slender forms. Entranced by the oddity, Duo leaned forward, staring at the smallest of the figures. Through the murky green fluid, he could just make out thin legs... and, he blushed, the roundness of a female bust from behind the crossed arms. A sweet, heart-shaped and child-like face, and long, dark hair that floated around it. Wait....

Duo leaned closer. It couldn't be... no. It must be some sort of trick of the light or something. He leaned up, bracing himself on the control console as he tried to see if... yes... there were...

There were cat ears perched atop the figure's... the girl's head. Gasping, Duo leaned back in shock. In his surprise, his hand slipped...

"Re-animation sequence activated," a computer voice stated. Duo's eyes widened.

"What the...."

"Duo!" Wufei glared at him. "What the hell did you do?"

"I... I didn't... I didn't do anything!" The braided pilot gasped out, standing back. Lights blinked on the control panel, computers around the room coming to life.

"Re-initializing brainwaves," the computer voice told them.

"Duo!" Heero snapped.

"I didn't do anything!" the boy defended again, eyes wide in shock.

"Draining amniotic fluid," the computer said, heedless of the drama in the room. A soft flush could be heard, and the pilots could see the green fluid draining from the cylinder.

"Terminating artificial life-support," stated the computer.

Duo watched in horror as the green fluid drained completely from the cylinder, the three figures floating gently to rest on the bottom as the wires and tubes detached themselves.

"Opening hydro-cylinder doors."

The glass of the tank split into seams, two wide doors swinging open, a few drops of green fluid dripping down them onto the floor. After what seemed like an eternity, the largest figure's body moved. A soft, slight heave up... then down. A steady rhythm starting that quickly caught on in the other two forms.

Quatre simply stared as he caught sight of the slender, shining midnight black tail protruding from the base of the smallest one's spine.

"Oh, shit," Duo whispered; a sentiment echoed in the thoughts of his friends.

"Re-animation sequence complete."

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