before i begin, this fanfic isnt serious AT ALL its just a joke. i hope you all have as good a time as i did making this up
Jewelpaw was sitting contentedly in a tree, hiding from her mentor and dosing away peacefully when Peachpaw walked up to her resting place and began scratching at the tree's trunk.
"What do you want?" hissed Jewelpaw, annoyed.
"Crystalice is looking for you," mewed Peachpaw, flicking her tail side to side.
"Uggggggggggh," mewed Jewelpaw, "Sometimes I wish I had my own Clan!"
"Really? What would it be called? LoserClan?" teased Peachpaw.
"No!" spat Jewelpaw, "it would be called SexyClan, and only the sexiest cats will be allowed to join!"
"Wow! And would I be the clan leader?" asked Peachpaw.
"Of course not!" meowed Jewelpaw, "I said the sexiest cats. So I'll be the clan leader. I can see it all now, Jewelstar, the leader of the SexyClan cats!"
"Did someone say sexy?" came a voice, and the two apprentices whipped their heads around to see Pisskitty, who had been eavesdropping. Pisskitty wrapped his tail around himself grandly and made the sexiest looking expression a cat could make.
"I am the sexiest cat alive, if you didn't know, you silly apprentices," he said, "if there's to be a ruler of any SexyClan, it would definitely be me,"