Disclaimer, i dont own Pokemon Special. Also, I do own the cover. Other important stuff will be in the actual 'show' or below when I remember it.
"Hello everyone and welcome to this new…event thingy!" I said in a dramatic way. I was met with silence as the 10 dexholders stared at me. They were only told to meet me at an abandoned house. I turned it into an empty warehouse of some sort, with some props.
"Like I said before," Emerald said. "Why are we here?" Green said, folding his arms. Emerald folded his arms too and had the same grumpy look like Silver only for a different reason. "I was about to say that." Emerald murmured. "What event are we doing?" Yellow said, remembering my sudden outburst. "Sorry, but I don't do autographs without a price." Gold said, acting all high and mighty. I rolled my eyes. "It's not a signing event, Gold."
"Then what is it?" Red asked.
"It's called…" I took a deep breath. "Me-replacing-my-original-oc-host-to-satisfy-a-request-and-the-dexholders-partake-in-random-events-to-satisfy-other-requests-event!"
"…that's a lame name." Silver deadpanned. "Gee, thanks." I said sarcastically. "What makes you think we will actually…comply?" Green said. "What I'm more concerned is how the heck we got here." Blue said. "What do you mean?" I asked, confused a bit. "Don't act like ya don't know!" Sapphire said. "Some person just up and tackled me at night and then knocked meh out!"
"And then when we came to, we received a letter in a truck saying to go to this address." Ruby said. "You won't believe your ears when you see how many times my clothes got wrinkled and ripped."
I, like maybe everyone else, ignored the last comment. "I never did like that delivery service…" I murmured. "You could just call us?" Crystal said pointedly. "Fine, fine. My fault." I said. "You still have to do this event thingy. "Why?" everyone said at the same time. "Because." I said. "I know someone who love to kill you guys just for the heck of it." I said in the most stern tone I can muster at this point. "Who? Sird?"
"I thought she died." Yellow said. Red shrugged. "It could be anyone at this rate."
"No offense, but I think we're strong enough to ward off crazy fan people." Blue said. "I highly doubt anyone will anyways. Besides, we have Green, Red, Silver, and lil' ol' me here! Not to mention an idiot we can use as bait-"
"Hey! What's with the look?" Gold interrupted when Blue shot a glance at Gold when she mentioned 'idiot'.
"Anyways," Blue continued. "I doubt you even know anyone like that."
I simply handed her a piece of paper full of writing. "What that?" Ruby asked curiously as Blue examined the piece of paper. "Let's see…" Blue quickly skimmed it. "13 aged girl…guns…thief…fire…killed 10 people in public with the comment, quote, 'just for fun since it's too boring'. And murdered 124 residents, hunted 92 pokemon, etc. etc…"
"Hold on, did you just say that this girl of age thirteen kills people because she was bored?!"
"That's what this paper said." Blue said, not seemingly that surprised.
Everyone stared at me. "What?" I said. "You're friends with a monster?" Gold said. "Maybe I should arrest you right now…" Green said. "I did nothing!" I protested. "And coming from you, Gold, that's weird, since your house is practically manifested with monsters!"
"Hey! They're living creatures! And my family!"
"They are still monsters. Pocket. Monsters." I emphasized. "Okay, blackmail. A life at stake kind too. Okay, sounds normal. A bit twisted, but normal." Blue said. "What?!"
"We deal with this everyday!" Blue defended herself at the stares.
"Ahem. We are getting a bit off tracked here." I said. "We're getting started starting now. If not, well, let's hope Arceus goes easy on you."
"Can we take a break?" Emerald said. "We haven't even started!" I exclaimed.
"Well, since we were just kidnapped and got dirty and then notified that we had to participate or we die, I think we should at least know the rules while we try to keep up with the events." Ruby said.
I shook my head. "I take a random slip of paper from a hat. And whatever it says on the piece of paper will be what you guys will be doing. Not all of you are going to do the event at the same time, and the events varies into several topics. Reactions, Contests, Battles, Plays, etc. etc. More topics and events will be added when I think of them. Reviewers can also suggest ideas as well. I don't know about prizes, but there definitely might be some in mini games or contests. And no, you can't escape this place, Silver, I suppose you guys are going to sleep and practically rent here (without paying) until so and so happens. This is still a half baked event so things get better over time when I finally sort things out. And no, I asked Celebi to help us so you won't need to worry about big life happenings like getting a project on time, Crystal. Yes, you'll still be able to go outside and the likes, yes, you'll be able to fix your clothes, Ruby. No, you guys except for the occasional camera crew and guests and helpers, are going to be here along with me. There will be no hot girls involved unless needed, Gold. And finally no, I'm not a mind reader." I said.
Yeah right. Everyone else thought.
"Guys, relax, the first chap-er, day, is going to be a bit weird, but I assure you that minus all the chaos and reluctance, it's going to be somewhat peaceful, besides, Blue should be happy enough to make sure you're all here."
"I am?" Blue said. "She is?" Everyone else dreaded. "Well, I'm pretty sure the package said there's going to be shippings…"
"Like any other story." Silver mumbled. "A~nd, you guys are gonna need to share the same house. Both genders."
"WHAT?!"
"Ooh." Blue said happily. "Maybe getting kidnapped is worth it after all."
Few minutes later after everyone calmed down (we compromised and let them freak out later)
"You said a hat…so where is the hat?" Emerald asked while looking around. "This one?" Sapphire asked, trying to swipe Ruby's hat away. "No, Sapphire." Ruby said as he dodged and protectively held his cap. "Then Straw Hat Gal?" Gold jerked a thumb at Yellow's direction. "I don't have it with me." Yellow said.
"Ta da!" I said, holding up a purple tall hat out of nowhere. "Where did you get that from? The air?" Gold said. "Yeah, if that's what you'll like to call it." I answered. "Anyways," I lifted up the hat upside down. "This is the Randomizer Hat!"
"Lame." Silver deadpanned. "Shut it, things like these always have a corny name. Deal with it." I said with concealed anger. You can still see my tick mark though.
"Well, let's just see what's first, shall we?" I said.
"No." Everyone else said. "Come on!" I half whined. "You only have to do this until the show ends."
"How long is that?" Crystal said. "I dunno. As long as it takes?" I said. Clearly, this isn't the best answer, but what can I do? Hope that Celebi's help and blackmail can restrain them.
I reached into the hat. I pulled out a slip of paper. "Let's see…I put the hat on the nearby table and opened up the slip of paper.
Pokedex Holders React to People Reacting to Pokemon!
…what? Everyone's thoughts seem to echo throughout the warehouse.
"It's sort of like the Fine Brothers Entertainment on Youtube." I tried to explain. "Not like you know about them but still…ah, whatever. You'll see. A quick disclaimer for further chapters, I will use a lot of reference from other sources, such as formats, story plots (for the plays) etc."
"Who are you talking to? I mean, why are you talking to the camera?" Red asked. "Duh." I said, turning to look at him. "Obviously a message to the watchers/viewers in case I forget to do so in the next session."
As much as I want to say that I literally picked something random from a hat, I didn't. It was too much work :p. I did pick the first thing in my head though.
That being said, review and tune in for more stuff! Seriously, beginnings always sucking in my stories. It'll get better...hopefully...
If you have any suggestions, let me know by reviewing as well!
