The Play's the Thing
E/O Drabble Challenge: word count 100
Challenge word: Use a Shakespearian reference of some kind.
Warnings: Sort of season 8 spoilery.
Summary: In a dramatic twist, the Winchesters find themselves on the stage, where Mrs Worthington's daughter should never go.
Sam enters, stage left.
Sam: Funny, I thought Dean came this way. Where the hell did he go?
A trapdoor opens and Crowley appears in a puff of smoke.
Crowley: Oh Moose, Moose, wherefore art thou Moose?
Sam: Great. What do you want?
Crowley: Is that any way to greet the King of Hell? Besides, you summoned me, so…
Dean enters, pulls a lever and a Devil's trap candelabra lowers down over Crowley's head.
Dean: Yeah, about that. Gotcha!
Sam, smiling: The play's the thing, wherein we'll catch the conscience of the king.
Crowley, sighing: That Shakespeare, what a tosser.