Darkness thats all I see , nothing more , nothing less . ' Bloody 'ell , this is boring ' I say in thought as I drift thought the darkness.

Well my name is Tristan Glenn , or better know to my mates as 'Irish' since I hale from Dublin . The nickname has stuck with me for quite a while .

' Now how the fuck did Aye wind up 'ere ' I say again in though as I try to piece together why I'm drifting though darkness .

Before I come up with any good answers , the darkness turns into a bright light and I soon pass out .

- Sometime later-

"Aye , bloody hell , why does it feel like I drank a whole bottle of Mad Dog ? " I say picking my self off the lushess grass

" This doesn't look like Knoxville .. " I say noticing the bright ass colors and weird looking trees . I just shrug it off and try to take a step before falling on my face .

" Sheeit , what the bloody hell did I trip on ? " I say looking at the ground for the source of my downfall , only to notice a duffel bag . Without second thought , I open the bag .

" What the ? " I say pulling out my custom Navy Colt Single Action Revolver , that has two shamrocks on each side of the cyndlire ( Sorry cant spell) , and then pulling out a 30-30 Winchester lever action , along with a rifle holster and an holster for my pistol .

" Now how in the great hell did these get here ? " I say putting my holster in my belt loop on my blue jeans , along with putting the rifle holster on my back .

- 30 mins of tampering and seaching later-

After putting my guns in their respective holsters I reach in the bag once more , when I do I pull out two more items , a 16'in Wesson bowie knive , and a can of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight dip

" Hell yea ! Now , were's me bullets ? " I say noticing that I havent found any ammo for my guns .

So I reach once into the ' Bag of Wonders' as I have nicknamed it . When I do , instead of a box of bullets , I pull out a note that reads

'Dear whoever this may consern , inside you will find your four most prized and wanted items from you world . The firearmes inside are enchanted to be able wo shoot with out reloading . Enjoy . - The Enlightend One '

I just sit there dumbstruck until I hear a voice say " HELL YES ! " At the sudden noise , I draw and cock my revolver

" Might as well check it out . " I say walking though the folige toward the voice .

When I get to the location , I see a man , rummanging though a duffel bag .

" Oh , and M4 ? Hell yes !" He says picking up the assault rifle and pulling back the cocking mechnism .

Just then I notice that he is decked out in an army uniform . ' What the 'ell is an Marine doin ..' My thoughts are cut off when I step on a twig , snapping it .

" Shit .. " As soon as I say that , the GI turns and fires a burst of gunfire to the right of were I am . So I take the chance of him not knowing were I am at to sneak to a postiton behind him . When I do , I see that he has forgoten the sound and has returned to the duffle bag .

So deciding that this is the best chance I got , I start to sneak up on him . When I get about 4 feet away , he turns and swings his M4 at my face , which he successfully hits me with, and then jumping onto me and puching me in the face .

" Think I would forget about that sound ? " He say landing another devasating punch into my gut . When he goes to swing again , I catch his punch and hit him with a powerful right hook to his face , knowck him off of me .

So I take the chance to jump up and pull out my gun and point at his face , unforcantly , he decides to do the same .

As we stare each other down , a 1911 in one hand , a Civil War era revolver in another , I decide to state the clear point .

" Aye , it seems that were at an impass , eh ? "