Uhh. I don't know what I was doing. Enjoy?
Warning: This is crack.
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR.
In the living room of the Millefiore base, Kikyo was sitting on the couch watching a horror movie with the rest of the funeral wreaths. The table in front of them was full of snacks and every once in a while, someone would reach a hand out to grab a random food.
The scene in the movie was reaching it's climax.
The woman on the screen began to walk towards the end of the hallway. Her hand reached out for the door. She grabbed the handle and slowly turned it. As the door opened, it made a creaking sound. And suddenly-
"WHO TOOK MY MARSHMALLOWS." Byakuran yelled into the dark room from the doorway.
Everyone jumped up from the couch and screamed bloody murder. On the television screen, the woman was being hacked into pieces by a man wearing a hockey mask wielding a chainsaw.
Bluebell ran around the room waving her arms over her head, shrieking and bawling at the same time. After a couple laps around the room, she became dizzy and ran into a wall, losing consciousness.
Daisy was lying on the floor in the fetal position, sucking his thumb and cradling his rabbit. He mumbled to himself, "It's not real. There weren't any marshmallows in the chainsaw. No marshmallows in the chainsaw..."
Torikabuto grabbed a couch cushion and started to run around the room and hit everything in sight. He hit everyone in the face at least once, managed to hit Zakuro in the groin, five vases, and the television. Finally, he hit a window with the cushion and jumped out of the building.
After being hit with a couch cushion to the groin, Zakuro began to scream in an irritating high pitched voice. When he realized he had become a woman, he joined Daisy on the floor in the fetal position and began to sing opera in soprano.
Kikyo flipped over the table with the snacks and began to fling the food everywhere. The air was full of popcorn, potato chips, jelly beans, and more. But most importantly, there were marshmallows all over the room. When all of the food was gone, Kikyo hit his head on the table until he lost consciousness.
"MY BABIES!" Byakuran screamed. He passed out at the sight of so many marshmallows wasted.
The remaining funeral wreaths who were still conscious and sane stared at Byakuran. There were no people left who were conscious or sane.
A janitor who went into the living room the next morning saw a sight to behold.
Bluebell was lying sprawled out next to a wall.
Daisy and Zakuro were lying on the floor together. Daisy was mumbling something about marshmallows and chainsaws, while Zakuro kept saying "I'm not a woman, I'm not a woman..."
Torikabuto was nowhere to be found but there were fragments of vases everywhere and a missing couch cushion. In addition, everyone had the imprint of a couch cushion on their face.
Kikyo was lying on the over turned table with a bruised forehead.
Byakuran was lying on the floor frothing at the mouth.
The entire room was trashed with snacks, primarily marshmallows.
The janitor looked around the room once more and walked out.
"I'm not cleaning that up."
Uhh. I hope you have brain cells after that.
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