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Flame: HI, PEOPlES! I guess I need to put of of these disclaimer things, right? Okey dokey,Neko-chan, take it away!
Neko-chan: Konichiwa! Flame-chan does not own beaty pop, but-
Flame: interupts I REALLY wish I did!
Neko-chan: Flame-chan! Don't interupt! It's rude!
Flame: -.-' sorry, Neko-chan, please continue.
Neko-chan: Thank you. This is Flame-chan's first fanfic, so PLEASE don't be to harsh.
Flame: But please speak your mind -.- please enjoy!
A Husband for Kiri!
Chapter 1
Kiri Koshiba woke up slowly, trying to figure out why she couldn't BREATHE! Looking down into the furry face of her cat, Shampoo, provided the answer.
" Hey, Shampoo, is it breakfast time?" she asked the cat, who set up a loud racket at the mention of breakfast.
Kiri sighed. "Okay, okay, I'm up, I'm up." she stretched and yawned widely.
She got dressed in the plaid shirt and button up white shirt that was her school uniform, then stumbled downstairs, but she was tackled on her way to
the kitchen by none other than her mother, Emily Koshiba, who was supposed to be in Hollywood doing movie makeup.
" Mom, you're here," Kiri said in a monotone, not seeming the least bit surprised.
" Kiri, honey, you're too thin, you need to eat more! Are you getting enough sleep? Is that boy Narumi still bothering you? Do you want me to take careof him" Emily didn't seem to need to take a breath.
Kiri just yawned again and started counting down in her head...3...2...1...now.
As if on cue, Kiri's dad, Seiji Koshiba, sang out "3 Emily 3" he ran into the hallway, his socked feet skidding on the on the hardwood floor. His wife tackled him, too, letting go of Kiri, who made a quick retreat into the kitchen.
When her parents were finally done being lovey-dovey in the hallway and came into the kitchen, Kiri had finished her breakfast and was filling Shampoo's bowl with catfood. Emily was fawning over Shampoo when the kitchen door burst open.
" Kiri-chan!" shouted the blond boy who came through the doorway. No one noticed the gleam come into Emily's eyes.
" John," Kiri said absentmindedly.
" It's BILLY!" the boy said exasperatedly.
" Oh!" said Emily, making her presence known to the boy, " Iketani Billy, right? You are one of America's up and coming beauticians, plenty of awards and prestige... hmm, are you my Kiri's boyfriend? Maybe you should get married! You guys make a great couple! You would have beautiful children-" Billy stood there, listening to Emily with a bemused expression on his face, finally noticing that Kiri wasn't there anymore, she was already half way down the street.
At the end of the road she saw Ochiai-sempai, who imediatly started stuttering. " K-k-koshiba-kouhei, um, I was, um, in the a-area, and, um... w-want to walk to school t-together?"
Kiri just shrugged in acceptance, and Ochiai would have been excited, if Billy hadn't chosen that moment to catch up with them.
" Kiri-chan! Why'd you leave me? That woman kept going on and on about how we'd make pretty babies!" he whimpered. " She wants us to get married"
Kiri just yawned, but Ochiai nearly fell over. Billy and Kiri, married?
In the middle of her yawn, someone knocked Kiri in the back, right into Billy, and.
(SMOOCH)
Flame: Yes, first chapter of my first story! So, Killy just sounds rediculouse, right? But-
Neko-chan: (interupts) Yeah, REALLY silly, so, this isn't one of those stories, right?
Flame: NOW who's the one interupting? Anyway, Pretty please review, I wanna know what you think! Who do YOU want to end up together?
Neko-chan: Flame-chan!
Flame: No, Neko-chan, and stop eating my Gobstoppers!
Neko-chan: PLEASE!
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PLEASE
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PLLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEE!
Flame: FINE, say it, but quickly, it's late and time for bed!
Neko-chan: PLEASE TUNE IN AGAIN SOON! WE'LL PROBABLY UPDATE TOMORROW!! Nya )
Both: LOVE YA'LL