Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate Atlantis, I would really like to own a real working Stargate and DHD. So if you try to sue me nothing will happen except me saying you can't sue me.
Author: Dr Sarah Jackson
A/N: This is a one shot (maybe it will stay that way) and I purposely didn't write a start as I think it is better for the reader to imagine what Rodney said and did.
Rodney and water torture
The cave was dark with barely any light, the water was freezing and now he been in the water for 5 hours. He wished now that he hadn't insulted Shepherd one too many times and now Shepherd had his revenge. And it's not like he didn't deserve it.
"Shepherd now you've had your fun how about giving my clothes back? Please?"
Silence. Now he was hating the fact the planet was uninhabited except for him and Shepherd. McKay wished there was someone else to talk to get Shepherd into trouble.
"Shepherd, do I have to say I'm sorry? Which I'm not, you made me insult you."
Silence again. He didn't like this. Shepherd's revenge didn't feel complete that's what scared him. Shepherd would make the ordeal as painful as possible for him.
"Alright, I'm sorry, happy now. I've apologised."
Still more silence. It was too quiet. Then he noticed the dark shape pointing at him that looked suspiciously like a video camera. He saw the little red light was on, recording his whole ordeal.
"Shepherd when I get out of here I'm going to make you regret you ever heard of genes and science.'' He said in a furious voice.
There was movement at the opening of the cave as Shepherd walked in looking very happy and grabbing the camera with Rodney's confession recorded on it.
"Took you long enough to say sorry and I didn't even know you knew the word." Shepherd said mockingly in a happy voice.
"Ha ha very funny, now hand me the tape."
"But you aren't in any position to make demands Rodney." Shepherd said looking too cheerful.
"Where are my clothes?"
"Well you see I tried them on but they didn't fit, then they got covered in mud and that's when I burnt them." Shepherd said enjoying seeing Rodney's look of horror.
"When I go back to Atlantis, I'm going to find an ancient device that will kill you slowly and painfully as possible."
Shepherd just laughed and passed him a towel and also Rodney's clothes.
Rodney glared at him but accepted the towel while asking hesitantly.
"What are you going to do with the tape?"
Shepherd smirking answered "That for me to know and you to find out." And now he was smiling at Rodney who was looking terrified.
"Please Shepherd I will do anything, please I am begging you."
"Anything?" Shepherd asked now smiling broadly.
"Yes!" Rodney said desperately but now it was too late to take it back and he regretted it.
"There is something you can do for me, then I might give the tape to you."
Shepherd ran out of the cave chased by a fully clothed Rodney.
A/N: Review please but don't bag it.